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Related... YOU CAN SAVE CURLY BRACE? *cue tears of joy and immediate restart of game* Also jontron? Where?

Mwahahahahahaha......Ew?

Why is there no option for lurking around in the dark and scaring the other members of my home?

Foot fetish, I really don't get it. What is sexual or promiscuous about a foot? Feet are boring, there is nothing interesting about them. Although girly sock fetishes on the other hand...

Take Touhou, give it a mode where getting hit doesn't interrupt play, just adds a point to a death counter, and make it so you can't unlock the endings on that mode. Suddenly its extremely fun to play even if you aren't that great at it. Take Team Fortress 2, add hats.

Vulpix is my starter and general best friend for life/I'll ever have. After that, I burn down all of best buy's useless customer service center. After that I go on to capture all of my favorite pokemon and train them as hard as I can to try to save the world from the inevitable apokelypse that...

Inb4 every single person post "Spooky Scary Skeletons" >Actually Looks at Thread Wait, no one has posted it? Not a single one? Well here you go then.

Every boss in the Pokemon series except for the last few ones. (8th and maybe 7th gym leaders and the elite four) There were a couple exceptions, Watson was a very hard battle if you didn't evolve Mudkip, and every single boss in Pokemon Colosseum was incredibly difficult, the final boss in...

How many Team Fortress 2 players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Eight, minus the three snipers and three spies on your team, the remaining two are a heavy and a medic.

Portal Team Fortress 2 Touhou (Gives them an appreciation for difficulty) Cave Story Skyrim It gives them the full view of what games can be. They can be engaging puzzles, mindless hat simulators for unwinding, they can be thrilling and punishingly difficult, they can be a great story...

It made me sick because I know that not only does the person who wrote this genuinely believe everything he said, but because a great many people who read it will actually believe him, simply because its the WSJ.

I'm sorry, I could get past the second paragraph, this review actually made me sick to my stomach.

Wine and Cheese

It has all the right parts to be an awesome game, but its got that AAA shine on it, that shine that usually damns an otherwise good game because it ensures its just a safe, sellout game that pushes no boundaries. This game feels like an outright contradiction, because all of its parts are...