How many Team Fortress 2 players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Eight, minus the three snipers and three spies on your team, the remaining two are a heavy and a medic.
Changing lightbulbs, gamer style
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How many Team Fortress 2 players does it take?
One. The engineer.
How many Dark Souls players does it take?
One, but the Lightbulb is broken and only the socket remains and you have to make you way there, constanty getting invaded and harassed by Darkwraiths, slaughtering your way through hordes of enemies, take on huge bosses trying to kill you with tails that are axes, with axes that are axes and with magic, fire, lightning, hammers, crystals, spears and huge swords.
And after every boss you slay, you get one shard of a lightbulb which you can then fit into a huge socket, which, after being fully assembled, causes a huge door to open behind which are ghostly spectres of knights walking to their deaths.
Than a pissed of old guy advocating the use of fire over electricity tries to beat you to death with a huge sword and the light-bulb breaks again.
And you start all over.
One. The engineer.
How many Dark Souls players does it take?
One, but the Lightbulb is broken and only the socket remains and you have to make you way there, constanty getting invaded and harassed by Darkwraiths, slaughtering your way through hordes of enemies, take on huge bosses trying to kill you with tails that are axes, with axes that are axes and with magic, fire, lightning, hammers, crystals, spears and huge swords.
And after every boss you slay, you get one shard of a lightbulb which you can then fit into a huge socket, which, after being fully assembled, causes a huge door to open behind which are ghostly spectres of knights walking to their deaths.
Than a pissed of old guy advocating the use of fire over electricity tries to beat you to death with a huge sword and the light-bulb breaks again.
And you start all over.
How many Links does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a long time because he has to collect 8 magic McGuffins first and then kill an evil king.
How many Gordon Freemans does it take to change a lightbulb? It's not entirely clear as he feels the need to hit the lightbulb with a crowbar and smash it every time he sees one.
How many Gordon Freemans does it take to change a lightbulb? It's not entirely clear as he feels the need to hit the lightbulb with a crowbar and smash it every time he sees one.
Zork players:
Two; one to change the bulb while the other one acts as grue-bait.
Battlefield players:
Five; one to change the bulb and four to insult Call of Duty players' ability to change the bulb.
FIFA players:
Twelve; eleven to change the bulb and one to manage the group.
Sims players:
Only one, but it takes him forever to work out why he can't get to the socket to change the bulb.
Left 4 Dead players:
Two; one to change the bulb, one to cover him while he does it. The other two run on ahead and get everyone killed by triggering the Tank.
Two; one to change the bulb while the other one acts as grue-bait.
Battlefield players:
Five; one to change the bulb and four to insult Call of Duty players' ability to change the bulb.
FIFA players:
Twelve; eleven to change the bulb and one to manage the group.
Sims players:
Only one, but it takes him forever to work out why he can't get to the socket to change the bulb.
Left 4 Dead players:
Two; one to change the bulb, one to cover him while he does it. The other two run on ahead and get everyone killed by triggering the Tank.
How many Starcraft 2 players does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Just one, and he'll be super speedy about it. But everyone else will complain that he "cheesed".
How many Bioshock players does it take to change a lightbulb?
- They're all too busy arguing over the existential philosophy of whether government or individuals should install lightbulbs.
- Just one, and he'll be super speedy about it. But everyone else will complain that he "cheesed".
How many Bioshock players does it take to change a lightbulb?
- They're all too busy arguing over the existential philosophy of whether government or individuals should install lightbulbs.
How many Techno indie music game players does it take to change a light bulb?
- Obviously you've never played one of these games.
- Obviously you've never played one of these games.
