Recent content by SantonioH10

I can't believe the last two posters don't understand sarcasm.

Oh, no, I totally understand. I wouldn't even bother if my feelings for her were driven by sexual impulse. I don't get anything like that around her. Like honestly, she's probably the only girl I've ever had legit feelings for that just won't go away. It was kind of like you said, I just always...

D'aaaaaaaaw. That's awesome, dude. Wish I had your luck, I'm perpetually placed in the aforementioned friend zone. Currently been there for over a year with my best friend.

Retreating from the battle is an obvious loss.

True, but as previously stated, the polar bear's best chance of victory will come from on shore.

I don't get it... he says they're good friends, but he's not in the friend zone or technically dating her...?

Absolutely not. One-on-one has been stated numerous times throughout this topic.

It can beat both. Read through the topic to find my analysis on the exploitable weaknesses of both animals.

I'm being sarcastic calling an obvious lame joke a 'sick burn'. It's just playful banter, I'm not really some cocky douche who thinks he delivered the knockout blow to an obviously inferior human being. ...well, wait. That's exactly what I did. Moderators ain't got nothin' on me. I'm the...

Also, I should note that movies are horrible first dates. You don't really talk or get to know her any better during the movie, and all you're gonna end up talking about afterwards is, you guessed it, the movie.

The only reason this is a stupid topic is because you're in it. Oh sick burn

This thread is inherently flawed anyway. There is no right or wrong answer. Every person has different tastes, and no amount of answers on an Internet forum will be able to steer you in the right direction. It's your relationship to start/maintain, and the responsibility falls directly on your...

I say it's not a goddamn ninja snake. And I created this topic. Consider yourself owned, n00b lololol

I haven't even been on this forum for 24 hours but I'm pretty sure I know how it works. As you can tell, a moderator already admitted that he mistakenly locked the topic.

Grammar whoring is always a fun way to make friends on the Internet. On topic, I'd have to say Nottingham Lace by Buckethead. The solo never fails to make me headbang wildly.