Recent content by Seneschal

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    #HetrosexualPrideDay

    Straight people are being "demonized?" Erm, I didn't realize yaoi fangirls who think "het is ew" were such a large portion of the population... because that's literally the only instance of "straight-hate" that I've ever encountered. Now, lately I have witnessed some discrimination of...
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    Zero Punctuation: Overwatch vs Battleborn

    They did intend to replace it. In fact, if I remember the exchange correctly, a fan had shared their opinion that "it didn't feel right" with regards to Tracer's personality, to which Blizzard responded, "Yep, we know, it's a placeholder," and promptly replaced it with a personalized dynamic...
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    If it rained in RL as much as it does in Witcher 3...

    Nope! The game just throws storms at you constantly to show off its swaying trees, rolling grass, and wet-surface effects. I don't mind it at all, it makes every ride through the countryside look very dramatic.
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    Controversial Fire Emblem: Fates Scene Dropped From Western Releases

    I think it would be "okay" in the sense that it wouldn't be skin-crawlingly sleazy anymore. It still wouldn't work as a localization - the entire rest of the character is a very japanese erotic fiction stereotype, the sexually confused young girl with just enough same-sex urges to titillate the...
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    State of the Escapist, Late 2015 Edition

    I used to squat on this site day-in-day-out. Nowadays I check in every wednesday, watch ZP, glance at the "Most Views" and "Most Comments" tabs and promptly remember why I stopped coming.
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    Why You Should Be a Bit Disappointed With Ori and the Blind Forest

    Agreed. Once the game turned out to be 10 hours of (admittedly pretty) metroidvania bookended by half a page of narrative, I lost interest. The trailers promised something meaningful. I don't have it in me to play games for mechanical diversion anymore.
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    A Defense of Thorin's Claim on the Treasure of Erebor

    I remember reading that "the jewels of Eryn Lasgalen" were a Peter Jackson invention. Supposedly, they were Thranduil's heirloom, given to the dwarves to be made into jewels for his wife, but Thror considered himself powerful enough (or maybe he was just going mad with greed) to keep them. He...
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    DRM is Over

    I think DAI has an additional layer of "soft DRM" that hasn't (yet) been cracked - you must use the default world state if you're playing a pirated copy, since you need Origin to access the Dragon Age Keep (in which you pick choices from DAO and DA2 which could influence your DAI campaign, like...
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    Poll: Gay Gamers - What do you want?

    Err, I scanned the thread in a hurry so someone might have mentioned it already, but I think there is cyberpunk game about LGBT characters - ROM: Read Only Memories [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gaymercon/read-only-memories-a-tribute-to-90s-adventure-game]. Though, it's a 90s style...
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    Watch Star Wars Episode VII's First Official Trailer Right Here

    Ironically, when I looked up the trailer on Youtube, two clickbait fan-trailers were at the top of the search results. When I finally got to the real trailer, I could hardly tell the difference. Yes, it feels amateurish. And again it makes the prequels' mistake of placing a galaxy-spanning...
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    Jimquisition: Stupid Sexy Bayonetta

    Choosing to interpret that The Critic Cabal are bearing down on you, emasculators in hands, when the exact opposite has happened with Bayonetta 2 reviews, takes some impressive mental gymnastics. Arthur Gies was in the tiny minority when he argued that Bayonetta's crotch-massaging camera did...
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    Poll: Will you buy HATRED?

    Personally, I think edginess is the second-easiest thing in the world to pull off, right after gratuitous sex-appeal. It takes a lot more skill (and attracts a lot more of my attention) to handle it with intelligence and subtlety (e.g. Gus Van Sant's Elephant is a monotonous, poignant...
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    Jimquisition: Stupid Sexy Bayonetta

    Huh?! The artists' freedom isn't being contested at all. There has been no demand for the artists to be reprimanded, censored or, god forbid, fired. On the other hand, the freedom of a critic to say "I'm uncomfortable with this particular artistic choice; I find it tacky, cheap and...
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    Bayonetta 2 Review - A Witch In Time

    I assume Jimbo is directing some of his digs at the kerfuffle in Polygon's comment section. It's really regrettable that such a discussion even needs to take place. Personally, I find Bayonetta "outrageous enough to get a pass" as well, but I've seen a lot of defensive comments making her to...
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    Jimquisition: It's Not A Video Game!

    You actually don't. Definitional debates are a sisyphean task in sociology. Cultural phenomena tend to be like porn - you know them when you see them. "Religion" can have a nice, precise dictionary entry describing traits associated with religions, but you'll always be able to find one that...