Recent content by Snoody

"We need to restore power, but there isn't a single button that does everything. All the generators are scattered 10,000 miles away. HAVE FUN!" As Nikolai says in CoD Zombies-"If this were Russian, there wouldn't be so much running around. You would press ONE button, and it would work."

Yummy, Cheesecake and Waffles and OJ abound!

Let's face it, if you're like me, you're the walking face of awkward. You're the one who will make a fat joke right as your obese friend is approaching from behind. That sorta thing. The plus side? It makes one heck of a story. Let's hear your awkwardest moment. Mine was when I was at a party...

Not really.

I"m crazy, so I'm waiting on WWIII

We had graduation, which was basically 2 hours of us sitting down watching each other walk up to the podium and get diplomas. Winning.

George Carlin, Nuff said.

It's the girl's fault. Guys are always going to try to take advantage of girls, and that doesn't make it right. BUT! The reason it's the girl's fault is because they're being "Adventurous" another term for "Sluts". So yea, it's their own fault, and they deserve full punishment for their underage...

RTS's, I love them but they hate me.

I hate when people think just because i'm a guy i'm a pervert just because it's true.

I'm omega nice to everyone I don't know, like hobos and mormons, but to people I know i'm heartless. Oh, and whenever a soliciter calls, I turn in to General Heinrich von Shtoopenhousen, commander of the 146th German ground force.

I'm using american dollars

I'm going to get a new computer in less than a year, and I need one that is a laptop that can play Crysis 2 on max setting for under 1 grand. Is this possible? If so, point me in the direction of that laptop!

I'm just like you, one of the proud, and one of the few who goes to www.escapistmagazine.com/forums. The greatest forums in the world. Now that that's said, I had some complaints and was wondering if anyone shared my opinion. I use a Dell computer that has given me more than my fair share of...

King Varian Wrynn. Half demon is boss no matter how you slice it.