Recent content by Srs bzns

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    Turkish Soccer Fans Unfurl World's Biggest Trollface

    ...Say my name?
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    Strange ailments - what are yours?

    Sounds like it might be a criopharyngeal spasm. It is basically a gagging feeling in the throat (cause by an oesophagus valve spasming repetitively instead of flexing to push food down to the stomach) accompanied by loss of appetite if you over-react to it. Although, usually, eating stops the...
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    What is the most unintentionally funny game line?

    #18 is the funniest thing I have ever heard.
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    Game endings that just ruined almost the entire game for you.

    They were meant to have another few levels of the Master Chief fighting the Covenant on Earth, but they ran out of time. What we got instead was possibly the shittiest cliffhanger ever.
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    Halo Lore

    Okay, next time I want to examine, in-depth, a fictional universe, I'll take a glance at their air transport. And nothing else. ;P It's going to be interesting to see if 343 refer to and expand on the Halo EU in the next Halo trilogy (it's the only excuse they have for a whole new MC-central...
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    Do you have any interest in the Wii U?

    I don't have much interest, but given my younger brother is showing signs of rabid Nintendo fanboyism I guess I will see one in my house sooner or later. Probably sooner.
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    Big Battlefield 3 PC Patch Coming Tomorrow

    This. USAS-12's with that ammo can take out jeeps.
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    Scientists Unveil "World's Lightest Material"

    Maybe that poor brokenhearted guy will be able to have a fully functioning suit of Master Chief armour. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.323925-Jilted-Gamer-Sells-the-Ring-and-Buys-Halo-Armor-Instead?page=1
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    Jilted Gamer Sells the Ring and Buys Halo Armor Instead

    Don't make a forum a pun... If you know you can't keep your dignity... I mean really guys? Come on.
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    Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary Review

    I dunno, maybe 343 will pull a Halo CE with Halo 4. I can't wait to get my hands on a copy of CE:A though.
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    PETA: Mario is Pro Fur

    Let's not forget that in Halo: Reach you get a shiny achievement for killing moas, and people in Minecraft have built things dedicated to the wholesale slaughter of pigs and cows. The virtual horror... On a more related note, when did PETA start caring more about virtual animals and less...
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    Hobbies besides gaming

    Guitar, mainly. I want to get into making electronic music, however with my current knowledge on the subject and the computer I currently have it will be like scaling a cliff face with a phone charger. Any suggestions?
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    Why Call of Duty may possibly be the best multiplayer shooter.

    This is why the new no bloom update is a beautiful thing. OT: No. Just nooooooo. I'm buying MW3 no doubt, I love Infinity Ward's CoDs. Naming Call of Duty the best MP shooter ever though is fucking ridiculous.
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    What's Your View on Animal Rights?

    To think here in Australia we've just reintroduced live exports to those countries. My opinion on animal rights, its a good song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBp9mNOFDLk In all seriousness eating animals or animals bred for game I'm fine with, if they're being treated well. However...
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    tell me some bad jokes

    Oooh, I did Nazi that one coming. Anne Frankly, these jokes are just getting old and repetitive. Besides, my grandfather also died in a concentration camp. He was crushed while on patrol, by his friend, who fell out of a watchtower.