Recent content by SYSTEM-J

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    Zero Punctuation: XCOM: Enemy Unknown

    This review made me laugh even though I haven't played the game yet, chiefly because most of the issues he raises come straight from the 1994 original that I know and love. In particular, the joke about Nigeria withdrawing funding cracked me up, because it was always Nigeria who would make a...
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    How to hit on girls on the go

    Try having a normal conversation with her, like you would with anyone else, making an effort to be friendly and witty and interesting. If you get along and she seems to like you, at the end of the conversation ask for her phone number, and suggest going for a drink sometime. Going up to someone...
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    Recommend me some ambient music.

    I'd recommend a label called Ultimae Records, it's a French ambient label. You may have heard of one of their artists called Solar Fields, as he did the score to Mirror's Edge. Other artists worth listening to from the label include Aes Dana, Carbon Based Lifeforms and HUVA Network, although...
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    The many breeds of hater, which one are you?

    Golden Age hater, you sum it up pretty neatly.
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    When will the art community, music and literature and movies and etc., start moving forward?

    I don't even know where to begin with this. Firstly, what connects Citizen Kane with The Beatles or Lolita? Are they supposed to be examples of something "moving forward"? Or are they just examples of something being really good, with the inference that nothing is good anymore? Citizen Kane...
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    Favourite album art

    All of these, not just for being pretty and stylish, but also for perfectly encapsulating the music contained within. Most of them are great albums too, which probably influenced the decision making process.
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    $2.50 Reviews: Alien (1979)

    I'm sorry, but I really don't think this is a good review. Everyone on Earth has either seen Alien or is very familiar with the premise and probably a number of key scenes. Summarising the plot or making basic value judgements like "The effects were good" is essentially pointless in this kind of...
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    Do You Like Electronic Music

    Although "organic" is not an antonym of electronic (or synthetic) and it annoys me when people call a record organic just because it has a few live instruments in, it's an effective dichotomy. "Electronic music", despite being such a massive field of music, is grouped together because it...
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    I'm kinda getting bored of Ocarina of Time half way through

    To be honest, I never liked it at the time and I've always thought it was overrated. I did used to love Link To The Past back in the day, though. I replayed that a couple of years back and managed to get quite a long way into the Dark World before getting bored, which is quite impressive for a...
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    Any writers here on the Escapist?

    I'm having my first story published in a national anthology in October, so soon I will be a published author. I recently finished my second story and have sent it out to a few places to try and get that published as well. There have been a couple of rejection letters so far, but my first story...
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    Poll: "Ignorance is bliss"

    It cuts both ways. When you discover a brilliant solution to a long-standing problem you're unlikely to think "Ignorance was bliss". Equally, there are some things that will plague you after you're exposed to them.
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    What do you think when you read this?

    The word "all" does tend to rhyme nicely with itself...
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    What's your favorite horror flick?

    I wouldn't call this horror as such, more a sci-fi/action hybrid, but I can see why you might call it a horror film and it'd definitely be up there on my genre-hybrid shout-out list.
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    Pushup/Situp Game

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamstring I know you don't use them during a push-up, but they've been very tight the last few days from some manual work I did, so I was expecting some pain from keeping my legs straight and suspended. Turns out it wasn't painful at all. Luckily I didn't roll...
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    Pushup/Situp Game

    Well, my hamstrings are pretty tight right now which may make this painful, but otherwise 63 shouldn't be a problem.