Recent content by Telasro

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    Miracle of Sound: Higher Tonight (Saints Row IV)

    Can't say I expected the video to end with The Boss dancing with a neon pink bunny mascot pelvic thrusting in the background, but in hindsight it couldn't have ended any other way...
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    Miracle of Sound: His Father's Son (Assassin's Creed III)

    The second to last verse (Musket guns & silver slivers...etc) is from Blood of the Creed, a song he put on Youtube, don't think he put it on the Escapist
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    Your Most Harrowing Boss Fight In Gaming

    First one that comes to mind is the final boss of FTL. My ship was on fire in about 3 different rooms, there were 2-3 boarding parties wreaking merry hell with my ship systems and I was at less that 25% health. Just before my weapons systems gave out I was able to fire off the finishing missile...
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    Morrowind Essentials

    If you can, find a paralyze weapon as quickly as possible. You'd be amazed how much that breaks combat. At least, that's the way I remember it. Haven't played Morrowind in a long time, but I remember having a paralyze sword and a poison sword and just alternating between them a lot in combat.
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    So what's your take on this "Forest Boy of Germany" crap?

    Yeah, wouldn't that be nice... Ah well. Interesting story though, hope the guy manages to get his life in order...
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    Feed Dump: Nightflight to Venus

    I want a dinosaur on US money... that would be awesome. Also, I think it'd be nice if they included sources for these stories, perhaps in the forum comments or something.
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    Writing on the wall - A chance to be a part of Escapist history!

    Sure, I'm in. As my user name, fairly indifferent about font as long as I can see it
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    What would you do with 7 Billion dollars?

    The usual stuff, pay off debts, set aside enough for me and mine to live (very) comfortably. Invest a decent chunk, donate the rest. Imagine giving Desert Bus for Hope 1 billion dollars. They would never stop playing... ever.
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    After nearly three decades.... I realized something today.

    My cause isn't particularly just in Just Cause 2. Unless every single person I attach to a fast moving object somehow deserves it, which I doubt.
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    N7 Level 50 for the win!

    The first time I performed a grab over cover made me cackle with glee... also managed to get two Atlases (Atli?) with one rocket, which was nice
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    BioWare Unveils Full-Length "Take Earth Back" Trailer

    The band is Two Steps From Hell, song in the second half is Black Blade, name of the first song eludes me but it's from the same band.
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    Poll: The Mass Effect 3 Deadpool

    Personally, I'm putting my money on Shepard dying. They keep saying that ME3 is the last game to feature Shepard, and it seems like that would be as good a way as any of getting over him
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    Games you accidentally learned from

    Learned to touch type from typing cheat codes in starcraft when I was a kid :-D also learned my directions from a random pinball game when I was REALLY young. Yep, started out nerdy and never really stopped...
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    Poll: Do you think you're more intelligent than the average person? (Be honest)

    Meh, I'm all right. Took an IQ test a LONG time ago that put me at above average, but not overwhelmingly so. I do honestly think that the OP should have given more options, since it seems obvious that the average Escapist viewer would put themselves in the "above average" tier.
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    Games you think everyone should at least try.

    I would add my voice to those recommending Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. It would be impossible to overstate its impact on me as a gamer, and was probably the first game that really got me thinking about studying game design (which I am now in college for). I would also recommend AI War...