Recent content by templargunman

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    Escape to the Movies: Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

    Aaaaand you just proved you know nothing about weed.
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    Behold the Skyrim Online Mod

    The only reason I would want multiplayer would be to play with one or two of my friends, not go online with the entire fucking community.
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    Skyrim: Still Good?

    I've played 100 hours and haven't beaten the main story, not even because I'm avoiding it, there's just so much shit to do.
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    Zombie apocalypse, you can only defend yourself with the last weapon you used in a video game!

    Technically it was the T-90 battle tank, and I just unlocked canister shot...
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    Poll: Your Father's Vote

    My dad and I are the same type of cynical optimist.
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    Escapecraft: Cut The Crap

    Does it really take 20 days to record a video in minecraft?
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    Poll: Do you hold open doors?

    I either hold it open or push it so that it will be open when the person gets there, depending on how close they are and which way the door opens.
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    Can you pass the US citizenship test?

    I took it a few times and I got 100% each time, a lot of it is the kind of stuff you learn in your high school US history class, so it should be easy for any college aged or older Americans.
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    BRAND NEW Skyrim Screenshots

    I have a friend that's saving oxy-40s for this game. He'll just play this game for 8 hours straight with opiate fueled concentration.
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    "Shut up because I'm a soldier!"

    If the $700 billion in bailout money was given out to every one of the 300 million American's, each American would get about $2300. The fact of the matter with being a solider is that you do get a lot of life experience, but I'm assuming that this guy is not part of the norm for soldiers. This...
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    So if i did not like oblivion, will i not like skyrim?

    It'll be like oblivion but different, it's hard to say whether you'd like a game based solely on your opinion of one other game.
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    Bad game, good sequel?

    I really enjoyed Two Worlds until I was about to beat it and realized how linear it was. That was the upside of the terrible first one, at least it was open world.
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    Poll: Your Voice Range (Music Jokes Welcome)

    What that actually means is that your choir director doesn't know how to use bass voices. I'm a bass, and my parts are hard as shit. I sing opera and sing in the school choir. I'm the lowest bass at my university (that I know of, I'm Bass 1 in my choir). If you had to imagine where my voice...
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    Extra Credits

    I'm not sure if I'm allowed to talk about this or if I'll get banned for bad talking the escapist. I may have just missed it, but I never saw anything on the escapist about extra credits leaving. But once I realized they weren't here anymore I went and found the reason...
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    Poll: Do boys like Fallout 3?

    I didn't like it, but I don't think most guys didn't. I really liked new vegas though.