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    Feed Dump: Teenagers Too Stupid to Steal Car

    Graham has stumbled upon a superb sequel idea to Enviro-bear 2000. Envirocubs 2003 will be the cooperative gameplay experience of the year.
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    Unskippable: Farming Simulator 15 and More E3 2014 Trailers!

    The full saying actually goes, "The pen is equally mighty to the bomb, as long as you have a bunch of armed folk on your side hidden in the windows, but not if the other side has a tank, because even if you got an RPG you need two shots to take it out as Battlefield taught us." That's what my...
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    LoadingReadyRun: Football: The Whole Story

    I imagine that the origin of GOAAAAAAAAAAL will need its own episode. Also, am I going mad or do the fields in the background have four goals, one on each side? Has medieval football seen a ressurgence in Canada?
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    Critical Miss: Hardline

    Peggle: Heist is pretty great, though.
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    Feed Dump: Japan Holds Sex Lube Olympics

    Man, even when Cam is stereotyping a foreign country he sounds smart and cultured.
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    Unskippable: E3 Trailers 2014 - All Aboard The Hype Train!

    These videos are the best thing to come out of E3. I'm just a bit sad that they didn't tackle Ubisoft's "no seriously, these are REAL GAMERS LIVE playing our awesome games that just happen to sound like poorly coached voice actors and also just happened to play the game in the most exciting way...
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    Watch_Dogs: Too Much Sandbox, Too Little Game

    That was what I was thinking too. The only difference is that it didn't have a big huge thing that happened when you finished everything... a big huge thing like the neighborhood-destroying Nuke upgrade in Saints' Row 4. For the record, I never complained about the SR2 respect bar. I found it...
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    Ubisoft: Straighter. Whiter. Duder.

    I think you hit the nail on the head, Shamus. But it serves Ubisoft well. They're the only big AAA company that knows their big AAA model is dying, they put out a lot of strong female characters in their small $15 titles (Child of Light, AC: Liberation... I'm pretty sure the crazy bucktoothed...
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    Feed Dump: The Mythical Thigh Boob

    A human rug would be nice if it only matched the rest of your decor [].
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    LoadingReadyRun: Cleaning Day

    Brilliant episode, as cH always is. Good to see the Beej saga wrapped up so nicely.
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    Unskippable: Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes - As Narrated by Jack Bauer

    I wouldn't put it past Kojima to actually use the "Face" bosses. Don't give him ideas!
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    Best Unintentionally Funny Video Games

    I used to laugh at that Skyrim catchphrase like you, except that no I never did because it's not funny. The way the sentence is used is funny. It's funny because it breaks the wall and puts all of Skyrim's faults on the forefront. How it breaks its own rules by giving every NPC a name and...
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    Unskippable: Ni no Kuni - Shortest Quest Ever

    I don't know, Mr. Drippy has more of a Danny Devito vibe to him.
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    April Is National Poetry Month

    At some point reading the comic I imagined the alien rapping and it made the whole thing much better. So from now on April is Rap Month.
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    Unskippable: Game of Thrones

    I cannot die today... I have something to look forward to... Taco Tuesday! *swings sword*