Recent content by TheAtomicWalrus

being of SPARTAN descent I have the ability to kick large black men into very deep pits.

I would be a half manatee half dinosaur half african safari marmit named reggie i would travel the universe in search of the fabled billy mays big city storm force toilet while donning my toga and lvl 19 helmet of doom.

Twilight didn't ruin vampires but it really did try. As someone who reads books as a pastime because I actually enjoy it, I notice errors in writing, the problem is that it is focused directly towards adolescent teenagers this is where the romance comes in. Twilight which was written by a young...