Recent content by TheSarcasterd

Okay, I know this wasn't your point but seriously I have to ask. How the hell is Dead Space's story top notch? You have the stereotypical mute protagonist who is simply ordered around every where that he goes. And where does he go? It's a space ship that conveniently has certain areas...

Party over here, already: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.250797-A-cocky-rude-Geoff-Keighley-shows-his-true-colors-to-Angry-Joe-at-the-VGAs

If that is the case, why comment? I get that you're trying to be clever and/or funny (and failing miserably) by speaking in lolcat language, but if you've got nothing to add to the thread, why respond? Is a +1 post count that important?

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I thought so. Though I suppose I could tell you the times where most of the "action" happens Hold on a sec: 3:25-9:00 14:55-17:10

And they are the color of a douchebag: http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2010/12/geoff-keighley-vgas-interview/

Ugh. Being that the original Parasite Eve is one of my favorite games of all times, and the sequel one that I hate...I can't believe this crap. There's nothing in the content of the first parasite eve game that sexualizes Aya, aside from the art contained in the accompanying media. It makes...

I've never done stand-up comedy but I did write a couple of jokes in the past that I would consider using if the opportunity ever struck. And one of them is directly related to this: Yeah yeah. I won't quit my day job. I can't anyway. I'm unemployed.

Jazz Jackrabbit, Commander Keen, Shadow Warrior

Legacy of Kain 6 Actually, I'd settle for a prequel that gave more of Raziel's back story

Sometimes I have a hard time regarding this whole perspective toward piracy. Are game developers really dense enough to think that by stopping people from pirating their games it will let them keep more money or lead to more sales? Are they under the assumption that if the pirated game...

Meet the Fockers. Got a refund too. That thing was comedy kryptonite.