Recent content by theyellowmeteor

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    Alternatives to the Glut of Metroidvania-Style Platformers

    Am I the only one who thinks Yahtzee had missed the chance to call the Metroidvania glut 'Metromania'?
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    Uncivil War: Quake - Speed Run Finale!

    Well, Yahtzee is going to recite another of his poems that are better than Jim's, so I'm kind of glad he lost!
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    5 Faster-Than-Light Travel Methods and Their Plausibility

    Here's my 6th theory: Portals!
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    Immersion in Games: Are You Into It?

    I dunno, saying that immersion is paramount to the quality of something seems to me a little douche-y, considering Yahtzee's aiding examples. I mean, what if you didn't notice the boom mic, and you were watching that show repeatedly, and later had someone show you the boom mic in the scene you...
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    Jimquisition: The FarCry Racism Adventure

    "If you put something out there without a framing device, people will frame it for themselves". Nos shit, Jimmy, that's how visual stationary art works!
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    Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular: Taking Gaming Seriously

    I wonder if Yahtzee is going to do more poetry centered around the Keretic. I wonder if it's a lyrical transposition of how he became a critic, or just a commentary on the immediate reality.
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    People Make Games, Not Development Studios

    I don't care what you think, Yahtzee, BioShock Infinite was a pretentious and mediocre game with no place in a 'top number best'!
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    Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular: The Storyteller's Curse

    Please, either stop singing or try harder!
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    8 Old Board Games That are Still Good

    Parcheesi?! That game is fucking boring!
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    Deep

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the giant robots wrecking shit up more equivalent with the sex in porn? It basically triggers the same stimuli.
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    The Evolution of Games Journalism

    So game journalism got incrementally better. In the '00 they started to separate the wheat from the chaff, so to speak, and ten years later, they're giving reasons why they think that the game you're enjoying isn't good. This comic made me think of Campster's 'Keep Your Politics Out of My Video...
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    Kill Your Darlings

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    Your Character Could Be Anyone

    They say you can be anyone, but in Saints Row Four and The Third, you are restricted to a computer-illiterate shithead!
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    Feed Dump: Romanian Shampoo Wing Wong

    Nobody important gives a shit about the Romanian royal family, Kathleen, sorry to break it to you!
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    Digga', Please

    So, Fighter, Sorceress, Wizard... Elf and Dwarf. Well, the game was made by Humans, and seeing the way they treat women, they have a lot of issues to work through!