Recent content by uncle-ellis

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    Slowclap awards for genuine stupidity

    A hippo would beat a bear so much its not even funny.
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    What you should, won't, want, and are doing...

    I should be getting ready to go out I won't be going out for another hour or two I want to be getting drunk tonight (no money) I am reading earth-x while listing to crystal castles
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    Slowclap awards for genuine stupidity

    My friends say a lot of stupid shit "I'd say by the third puff of my first fag I was addicted" "A bear could totally beat a hippo in a fight" "Shut up you crocodile ************!" But the best has to be: "There's two boys and one girl in this room, and were all a little drunk, why don't we...
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    if you were a deity...

    Make a speaker the size of a galaxy, then blast hatebreed out of it.
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    The most extraordinary case of ignorance you have witnessed

    Element eighty is better than skrillex because this is real music not made up on computers music.
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    Would you still read your favorite manga if it were a normal book?

    Not reading manga seems to be pretty rebellious around here.
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    Would you still read your favorite manga if it were a normal book?

    Don't read manga, fuck the police!
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    Poll: Sex And You. Let's keep this mature.

    Not really, most people are so fucking annoying. there all just like "lets do fingering and shit because I'm a ***** and I want you to service me" and I'm all like listing to cobra starship and its so fucking good.
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    Crazy Metal Songs

    [youyube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BjmSkxM5fQ[/youtube] Not metal but still fucking quality.
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    So if you could change your name...

    Sargent fuck yea
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    Heavy Metal: Why all the hate?

    I enjoy scremo more than metal, sue me, I can't stand growlo though.
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    Poll: Wine drinking.

    When I go drinking with friends its always red wine, jack Daniels or southern comfort. BECAUSE I AM A MAN!
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    Poll: Have you drank your problems away?

    Being the manly man I am, Yes I do drink my problems away. Sadly my main problem is always with me while I am doing this manly activity, Usualy getting off with my best mate.
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    A non-racist look at modern black culture

    When I saw the Thread title I actual said out load "Oh boy! here we go!"