I should be getting ready to go out
I won't be going out for another hour or two
I want to be getting drunk tonight (no money)
I am reading earth-x while listing to crystal castles
My friends say a lot of stupid shit
"I'd say by the third puff of my first fag I was addicted"
"A bear could totally beat a hippo in a fight"
"Shut up you crocodile ************!"
But the best has to be:
"There's two boys and one girl in this room, and were all a little drunk, why don't we...
Not really, most people are so fucking annoying. there all just like "lets do fingering and shit because I'm a ***** and I want you to service me" and I'm all like listing to cobra starship and its so fucking good.
Being the manly man I am, Yes I do drink my problems away.
Sadly my main problem is always with me while I am doing this manly activity, Usualy getting off with my best mate.
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