Recent content by wizzerd229

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    Unskippable: The Guided Fate Paradox, Part 2

    that laugh, sent shivers of cringe down my spine
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    Unskippable: 007 Legends

    *is wearing every hat in the moonbase* is this undercover?
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    Feed Dump: Firefighters, Drunk Pigs and UFOs

    ACK! Its Ash, Cameron, and Kathleen! YAY! When I first heard that pig story, I passed out.
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    What is your Fetish?

    Ok, so I'm a guy, and I'm gay. I consider myself a bottom, I say consider cuz still a virgin. But I don't consider myself a strictly submissive guy. I want to tie the top to a bed or table, gag him, and slowly and agonizingly tease him, then ride him so hard he begs for more. Yeah.
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    LoadingReadyRun: Meatfist's Terrible Choice

    Wow, this was wonderful, I loved the line about punching.
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    LoadingReadyRun: Men Easter

    I love the way you guys delt with "The Paulsy." For those that don't know, Paul got Bell's Palsy over pax, go check out LRR's most recent podcast for info. PLUG! no but really, LRRCast is good. Get well soon Paul!
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    What Are You Doing Tonight?

    Im going to be talking to my Boyfriend most night, and then watching MLP in the morning
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    Underappreciated games you wish people would play more.

    Alan Wake. That game ties gameplay and story very well, and the lighting is some of the best i have ever seen
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    Poll: Favourite feature on the Escapist except ZP?

    Feed Dump, LRR, Unskippable, Extra Credits, The Big Picture, EttM. all of it really close. As far as im concerned, Jimquisition can go away
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    If you could live in a fictional world, which one would it be?

    Amestris, and i would bring a chemsitry handbook, my acoustic guitar, and 30 pounds of starbucks VIA instant coffee, dark roast. Also i would hope i could be an alchemist. EDIT: I would be the Steel-String Alchemist
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    You have just been married...

    Ezio Auditore da Firenze, i am MASSIVELY ok with this, he is a big hunk of man
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    What will your last words be

    mine will be, "SOMEONE GET ME A FUCKING STEAK" then i will eat it and then die
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    Lady Gaga's new song is apparently "Evil"

    my thoughts exactly
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    Use whatever is in the room you're in right now to defend yourself.

    a rather sturdy Fender Strat, and 2 machetes...i think im good
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    Two gay men kicked out of a pub for kissing in public

    *hands you a flame shield* you will need one, especially from me, a gay man, you fucking homophobic dic...oh wait, this is the escapist... OT: i think the pub was in the wrong if it was just a quick kiss, but if they were making out, the pub was in the right.