You have just been married...

Pingieking

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Married to Bruce Wayne, eh?

That would be tricky. But being married to a billionaire has its upsides.
 

Twilight.falls

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League of Legends doesn't have just one protagonist.

Good thing I was just playing my avatar, Sona.

I see this is being a rather healthy relationship. Sona's backstory paints her as a very kind person.

Only barrier would be her complete inability to make any sound at all.

We'd get by. Hopefully.
 

Adiona

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I'm married to Mao from Disgaea 3 O.O

Oh jeeze i'm 24 and married to.....urgh....kill me now
 

Broady Brio

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My Created character in Soul Calibur 3 made for Chronicles of the Sword?

Cool. Luckily I made her female.
 

Tucker154

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I just married my Undead Warrior in WoW. Hm, well, at least I decided to make her a female. And Necrophilia FTW?
 

The Apothecarry

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Married to my female Noble Six dressed in a set of ODST armor with a Fluttershy color scheme? Meh, could be worse. She is going to be very bored.
 

commodorejohn

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I'm married to a sprite mage from my last Hengband game...good thing I always play female characters in roguelikes/RPGs...
 

Varanfan9

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I'm married to Storm 1 from Earth Defense Force 2017. Well at least I probably won't die when the alien invasion comes around.
 

eternal-chaplain

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Hm...I just back from Dungeons and Dragons at a friend's house...and my boyfriend was one of party members...so ergo I married him! Woot!
 

Project_Xii

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Alice.

She often mistakes me for someone else and tries to stab me. She also talks to our cat more then she talks to me.
 

Sope

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If I'm married to female Shepard than things have gone horribly wrong.
I wonder why she spends all of her time with Garrus...
 

Klarinette

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4ged said:
kratos.... till death to us part has never rang so true...
My brother's response: "He would have killed me, instantly regretted it, and then spent three games trying to redeem himself." In other words, he is sad about this marriage.
 

Sikratua

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BreakfastMan said:
Tidus... Oh frak me. I am not even homosexual! This sucks...
Good news! Meg Ryan, I mean Tidus (Damn Spoony review) isn't actually the protagonist in that game. Yuna is. She's the main character. Tidus is just a hanger-on who bitches and moans like a fucking twat. So, yeah. Better news. Well, if she wasn't clinically retarded and comparing you sexually to Tidus. Have fun with that!

But, for me, that would mean I'm "married" to Nathan Drake. Maybe he can hook me up with Chloe?
 

Nechti_Visara

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I am married to a pokémon trainer.

Yeah, yeah I could do that. As long as he catches me a Houndour or a Growlithe. Or teaches me how to catch one, in his silent way. I think he thinks I'm a little crazy, though, I talk to his pokémon. But what am I supposed to do, when he won't talk to me himself?


(Actually I can't remember if I played this or Dragon Age Origins last so alternately I'm married to one of a myriad of Wardens. I'd hope Surana, personally, but mages can't marry.)
 

HydraMoon

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I'm in an illegal marriage- Ilo, Milo and me. It's the most non-sexual polygamous marriage ever. We eat maple flavored biscuits and drink tea in the park every day. I walk on soft plushy cubes and wiggle my toes in tall grass while selecting the perfect hat.
 

Shotgun Sam

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Sope said:
If I'm married to female Shepard than things have gone horribly wrong.
I wonder why she spends all of her time with Garrus...
Don't worry, she's probably just helping him with some.... calibrations....

OT: Jim Raynor... awwwwww crap! I'd rather be married to Female Shepard, even if she is calibrating with Garrus.
 

Chicago Ted

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lacktheknack said:
http://img46.echo.cx/img46/217/alexabg0wa.jpg

As long as I shower her with adoration and affection, I'm the luckiest man on the planet.

Bonus points to anyone who can figure out who it is and what game I'm playing.
Since no one has cared to answer this yet, Alexis from Evil Genius.