Isaac Clarke from Dead Space? Well um, he has this weird hunch back thing and he keeps bringing up his ex which gets really annoying and overplayed by the middle of our second year of marriage. It's also really hard to take care of three kids on only an engineers salary (I don't have a job anymore ever since the Ishimura was destroyed...)
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Married to Bruce Wayne, eh?
That would be tricky. But being married to a billionaire has its upsides.
That would be tricky. But being married to a billionaire has its upsides.
League of Legends doesn't have just one protagonist.
Good thing I was just playing my avatar, Sona.
I see this is being a rather healthy relationship. Sona's backstory paints her as a very kind person.
Only barrier would be her complete inability to make any sound at all.
We'd get by. Hopefully.
Good thing I was just playing my avatar, Sona.
I see this is being a rather healthy relationship. Sona's backstory paints her as a very kind person.
Only barrier would be her complete inability to make any sound at all.
We'd get by. Hopefully.
My Created character in Soul Calibur 3 made for Chronicles of the Sword?
Cool. Luckily I made her female.
Cool. Luckily I made her female.
Married to my female Noble Six dressed in a set of ODST armor with a Fluttershy color scheme? Meh, could be worse. She is going to be very bored.
I'm married to a sprite mage from my last Hengband game...good thing I always play female characters in roguelikes/RPGs...
Hm...I just back from Dungeons and Dragons at a friend's house...and my boyfriend was one of party members...so ergo I married him! Woot!
It's going decent so far.
Alice.
She often mistakes me for someone else and tries to stab me. She also talks to our cat more then she talks to me.
She often mistakes me for someone else and tries to stab me. She also talks to our cat more then she talks to me.
My brother's response: "He would have killed me, instantly regretted it, and then spent three games trying to redeem himself." In other words, he is sad about this marriage.4ged said:
Good news! Meg Ryan, I mean Tidus (Damn Spoony review) isn't actually the protagonist in that game. Yuna is. She's the main character. Tidus is just a hanger-on who bitches and moans like a fucking twat. So, yeah. Better news. Well, if she wasn't clinically retarded and comparing you sexually to Tidus. Have fun with that!BreakfastMan said:
But, for me, that would mean I'm "married" to Nathan Drake. Maybe he can hook me up with Chloe?
I am married to a pokémon trainer.
Yeah, yeah I could do that. As long as he catches me a Houndour or a Growlithe. Or teaches me how to catch one, in his silent way. I think he thinks I'm a little crazy, though, I talk to his pokémon. But what am I supposed to do, when he won't talk to me himself?
(Actually I can't remember if I played this or Dragon Age Origins last so alternately I'm married to one of a myriad of Wardens. I'd hope Surana, personally, but mages can't marry.)
Yeah, yeah I could do that. As long as he catches me a Houndour or a Growlithe. Or teaches me how to catch one, in his silent way. I think he thinks I'm a little crazy, though, I talk to his pokémon. But what am I supposed to do, when he won't talk to me himself?
(Actually I can't remember if I played this or Dragon Age Origins last so alternately I'm married to one of a myriad of Wardens. I'd hope Surana, personally, but mages can't marry.)
I'm in an illegal marriage- Ilo, Milo and me. It's the most non-sexual polygamous marriage ever. We eat maple flavored biscuits and drink tea in the park every day. I walk on soft plushy cubes and wiggle my toes in tall grass while selecting the perfect hat.