Recent content by Zipzip the Penguin

Grab some buddies and popcorn and prepare to riff what might be the greatest train wreck of the year!

I'm having the hardest time with Undyne. I'm DETERMINED to beat the whole thing as a True Pacifist. That and some part of Antichamber has me completely stumped.

I'm honestly dumbfounded that anyone funded this. I had a lot of questions just from the article. Now I just have more. I'm confused, angry, sad, and more than a little bit disappointed this even happened.

Do you want to become The Onion? Because this is how you become The Onion.

Have you heard of our lord and savior SSBM?

Creepy cover art is creepy as hell.

It's not that we can't play as Samus, even though she is a mainstay of the series. The problem is it deviates so far from what anyone expects or wants from a Metroid game that it SHOULDN'T BE CALLED A METROID GAME. They could have spent the hour it would take to come up with a silly stylized...

Oh gee, EA ruining a perfectly good IP by copypasting a generic FPS on top of it? Who would have thought?

I think this is taking it more than a bit far and just ends up looking very silly.

A lot of the helmets seem ripped straight from Blacklight, and the armor looks generic as the characters generally are, gameplay looks mostly unchanged from other CoDs, special abilities that Bioshock and DE:HR already did, hell, they even took Rollers from Warframe. Everything (not so) old is...

It's not just Joe either. If Nintendo keeps this shit up, they'll be missing their entire lower body from shooting themselves in the foot.

Am I the only one who misread the title and came expecting a Dragonball Z villian?

Well, guess I'm looking for it on a disc set then.

Can I have Deadpool as my home's personal mugger too?

WHOOO-HOOO!