#012: Face Time

[The Wooster]

#012: Face Time

Born to die.

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[bificommander]

His shirt isn't red enough.

Though that'll probably change soon.

 

[Fappy]

I like the handshake gag. Poor co-op partner T^T

 

[MtnGamer]

If their team's war cry when getting off the ship is "enemies everywhere!", might just be safer to stay aboard and wait.

 

[FPLOON]

That face... Also, that name pun...

I like the handshake gag. Poor co-op partner T^T

They should have done the fist-bump handshake, instead... It's a way more inclusive technique in the co-op department...

 

[Kenjitsuka]

So, he's A-Pendable, then?

Love the "I'm going with no" response!
Sad but true in so many games...

 

[Xan Krieger]

His shirt isn't red enough.

Though that'll probably change soon.

It'll be red with his blood soon enough.

Great comic, reminds me of an animated Warhammer video I saw once that used roughly the same joke, never gets old though.

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

I am trying to be offended by this strip, but my offense scanner must be malfunctioning as my controversy glands feel idle and lifeless. Somebody offend me please! Just a taste! I promise it'll be the last.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

So, he's A-Pendable, then?

No, he's "Alex Pendable", as in, "All Expendable". Which is also why his friends call him "Mook".

 

[blackrave]

I am trying to be offended by this strip, but my offense scanner must be malfunctioning as my controversy glands feel idle and lifeless. Somebody offend me please! Just a taste! I promise it'll be the last.

You silly goose (or bear), you simply aren't "progressive" enough
Let me enlighten you

Erin was displeased with his face
VVV
Alex is black
VVV
Erin is racist
VVV
Cory&Grey are racists
VVV
Everyone who supports them and enjoys their work are racists
VVV
Thus Escapist is racist
VVV
And most escapees are racists

Are you offended yet?
If not, I'll be offended for you

Now we should start petition to "encourage" Escapist to remove these KKK members and their bigoted comics from this site
Also we should start #StopErin campaign to bring attention of people who aren't members of Escapist and wouldn't pay attention to this site ever otherwise
And we can't postpone it, because every second this comic is up a black person is dying
Now feel guilty and start doing something about it

 

[nyysjan]

Poor Alex, we hardly knew you.

 

[CaitSeith]

Well, for not having played since so long ago, Erin is strangely familiar with the expendable character tropes.

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

I am trying to be offended by this strip, but my offense scanner must be malfunctioning as my controversy glands feel idle and lifeless. Somebody offend me please! Just a taste! I promise it'll be the last.

You silly goose (or bear), you simply aren't "progressive" enough
Let me enlighten you

Erin was displeased whit his face
VVV
Alex is black
VVV
Erin is racist
VVV
Cory&Grey are racists
VVV
Everyone who supports them and enjoys their work are racists
VVV
Thus Escapist is racist
VVV
And most escapees are racists

Are you offended yet?
If not, I'll be offended for you

Now we should start petition to "encourage" Escapist to remove these KKK members and their bigoted comics from this site
Also we should start #StopErin campaign to bring attention of people who aren't members of Escapist and wouldn't pay attention to this site ever otherwise
And we can't postpone it, because every second this comic is up a black person is dying
Now feel guilty and start doing something about it

Hmm, Bear-goose has some succulent appeal to it.
This place shall be branded "the eskkkapist" until the heathens of hate are exiled! Hashtag is under contsruction. Priorities are now completely out of order...Ah that's just the offense I was looking for! All is calm.
Now where'd I put those cigarettes...

 

[mruuh]

Heh, I know what my next Path of Exile hardcore character is going to be named. Thanks, Cory&Grey!

 

[LaughingAtlas]

I for one welcome the character of Mr. Pendable, here's to what will surely be a long and healthy life.

 

[Fox12]

Ah, I like Alex.

I hope everything goes well, he's got a wife and two children, and is one day from retirement.

 

[Versuvius]

I hope he's wearing a red shirt under his armour

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

And thus a romance began to blossom that was set to last a-OH THE HUMANITY! D':

 

[Sniper Team 4]

That name is quite possibly one of the greatest puns I've ever heard.

Any chance we shake things up and he makes it? I've always found the guys who keep the helmets on look much cooler than everyone who's always taking them off.

 

[Demonjazz]

If Alex Pendable dies(Which he likely will) I vote that we start a movement to bring him back. I mean he's just so likeable, and look at his handsome chiseled face... No Homo.