#080 - Class Warfare

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warmachine said:
There was me thinking front-liners needed armour and armour covered the skin.
It's a JRPG, her outfit probably has the highest defensive stats in the entire game. Short of being naked, of course.
 

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Kenjitsuka said:
warmachine said:
There was me thinking front-liners needed armour and armour covered the skin.
Yes, but in JRPGs the AMOUNT of armor you have scales inversely with the amount of skin covered!
So if you're completely naked you are indestructible... :)
It's true, Kefka, Sephiroth, Necron, Sin, and The Undying are all practically naked when in final boss mode. ;)
 

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Fox12 said:
warmachine said:
There was me thinking front-liners needed armour and armour covered the skin.
It's a JRPG, her outfit probably has the highest defensive stats in the entire game. Short of being naked, of course.
Actually sorta true in Xenoblade Chronicles. Naked Dunban is best dodge tank.
 

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Really, the only one of them who's got the hips to pull off that Dancer outfit is Gunny.

...oh God, I just made myself throw up in my mouth a little.
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EyeReaper said:
He must be pretty balanced with offensive and defensive spells... You know, cuz his class is Rad Mage.
You are both villains and you will one day be punched in the face by Batman.
 

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The Rogue Wolf said:
You are both villains and you will one day be punched in the face by Batman.
Ha! Joke's on him; all I hear is blood already.
 

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Well, you know what they say: "You don't fuck with a Dancer"... Seriously, one minute you're attacking them and the next, they're dancing on your bloody corpse in victory...

Other than that, if Gunny's an Archer, then does that mean he would be saying "Erin!" a lot just to get her attention? :p
 

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Team glass cannon OP! But if she's an FFXI dancer, she works as a frontline fighter.
 

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Somehow, I figure Gunny has no clue on how to properly operate a bow. He doesn't strike me as the type to hold his breath, calculate his arrow's trajectory and aim accordingly. Bullet Drop and Arrow Drop aren't quite the same things to keep in mind.

That goes without mentioning how Bullet Drop is practically nonexistent in Gunny's Halo-esque universe, if the same basic shooter rules were followed. Halo's idea of bullets dropping is that your hitscan weapon has a specific range, and anything beyond that range - even by half an inch - goes Scot-free.

Considering - yeah. I figure he'd play Skyrim the way I first played a distance-based character in Oblivion, back in the day. I lined up my reticle at whatever it was I had to shoot and clicked away madly. Needless to say, I needed a few attempts and a few YouTube videos to get out of the tutorial dungeon. :(
I'm actually inclined to believe his class choice was a calculated one, he may very well be proficient with any weapon and think "striking from a distance offers an incredible tactical advantage.", of course, disregarding the fact that distance makes no difference in turn-based smack em arounds.
 

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The funny thing is her outfit may or may not be more appropriate as a Dancer than what she was wearing before.
 

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NPC009 said:
Fox12 said:
warmachine said:
There was me thinking front-liners needed armour and armour covered the skin.
It's a JRPG, her outfit probably has the highest defensive stats in the entire game. Short of being naked, of course.
Actually sorta true in Xenoblade Chronicles. Naked Dunban is best dodge tank.
I played Soul Caliber with a friend once in high school. We spent 20 minutes each creating our own characters. We then made some half naked dude as a joke (we were immature back then). The half naked dude cleaned the floor with us. He then proceeded to beat every other character in the game on AI mode. I don't know how, but we... we created a monster.
 

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Caramel Frappe said:
Rad's face in the first panel is so adoring I might wear it as an Avatar lol.
Before you do, I have to know, what's your current avatar from?
 

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The way Erin's art style is nowadays, it's hard to believe she started out from "Oh Fuck Yeah Donuts". Good on ya Cory.
[sub][sub]You too Grey[/sub][/sub]
 

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The Rogue Wolf said:
Really, the only one of them who's got the hips to pull off that Dancer outfit is Gunny.

...oh God, I just made myself throw up in my mouth a little.
Barbas said:

EyeReaper said:
He must be pretty balanced with offensive and defensive spells... You know, cuz his class is Rad Mage.
You are both villains and you will one day be punched in the face by Batman.
Barbas said:
The Rogue Wolf said:
You are both villains and you will one day be punched in the face by Batman.
Ha! Joke's on him; all I hear is blood already.
Well, you're both wrong. Batman got me a week ago, and I'm biding my time here in Arkham until my loyal flunkies cut the power to the doors I dutifully serve my punishment and am considered safe to be reintroduced into society.
 

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I love how much the second panel makes Rad look like an NES-era moogle. I would totally pay money for a plushie of him.
 

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Lets face it:

Even if she went straight up Fighter, she wouldn't be wearing any more clothes than she is now. It is a jrpg after all.