#098: Plans
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"We steal an airship...and fly it into the-"
The what? Clouds, where we will form an alliance with the cloud people and produce a cloud based soft drink, to overthrow the evil corporation by taking over their market share of fizzy drinks? Or a building, but I don't see how this achieves victory through friendship
The what? Clouds, where we will form an alliance with the cloud people and produce a cloud based soft drink, to overthrow the evil corporation by taking over their market share of fizzy drinks? Or a building, but I don't see how this achieves victory through friendship
I love the goon's expression in the background, just the sheer amount of "The fuck is wrong with you?" on his face is amazing.
no group who wishes to get a point across that is not directly involved in a war should use violent methods. do so and the people they are against can just bring up the civilian casualties and destruction to sway public opinion against them and gain more freedom to do what might previously have been more controversial
For that to work you first need to grind "Calling on the telephone"-skill to level 99. Don't worry, the game will be over after that, but it's gonna take you at least 50-73 hours!!!
That assumes they'd actually listen to them. I'm convinced most directors hire consultants just so they can say they did, because it's fairly obvious they ignore their advice half the time.MarsAtlas said:
At least Tim Rothman is out of Fox's hair, and he was to blame for both Barakapool and Fant4stic. He would've needed an Erin as a personal intern something fierce.MarsAtlas said:
Some of the most succesfull species on the planet are those that were tamed by humans for profit.
Cows. Sheep. Pigs. Chickens. Horses. There's loads of them around, and they're unlikely to ever go away (until the veganistic animal rights people decide that we should stop eating meat of course. Then they're all done for).
Also: Dogs & Cats as pets.
So the corporation should just do one (or more) of the following:
1. Build a zoo and fill it with crystals. Turn them into an attraction that delivers profit without requiring their deaths.
2. Capture their children (young crystal shards?) and sell them as pets. The chicks will love 'em!
3. Continue turning them into fizzy drinks but start a fish-farm like arrangement; start growing them in captivity. That way the 'wild' crystals will be left alone (to go extinct), and you can keep going with your profitable enterprise. Since farming them is probably pretty expensive, just tell people that the fizzy drink is REALLY difficult to make (make it exclusive) and raise prizes by a ton.
4. Murder those stupid terrorists.
Profit!
Cows. Sheep. Pigs. Chickens. Horses. There's loads of them around, and they're unlikely to ever go away (until the veganistic animal rights people decide that we should stop eating meat of course. Then they're all done for).
Also: Dogs & Cats as pets.
So the corporation should just do one (or more) of the following:
1. Build a zoo and fill it with crystals. Turn them into an attraction that delivers profit without requiring their deaths.
2. Capture their children (young crystal shards?) and sell them as pets. The chicks will love 'em!
3. Continue turning them into fizzy drinks but start a fish-farm like arrangement; start growing them in captivity. That way the 'wild' crystals will be left alone (to go extinct), and you can keep going with your profitable enterprise. Since farming them is probably pretty expensive, just tell people that the fizzy drink is REALLY difficult to make (make it exclusive) and raise prizes by a ton.
4. Murder those stupid terrorists.
Profit!