1 Weapon for a Zombie Apocalypse

[AhumbleKnight]

The Standard Infantry Rifle - it never jams, is perfect for long range, and is endorsed by the U.S. government in the fight against zombies.

Now, shameful references to a fantastic novel aside (and points for knowing the novel in question must be awarded, I feel) personally, I'd probably go for a machete. It's functional, doesn't need ammunition and is, most importantly, pretty cool, since, if zombies take over the world, surviving is gonna be damn difficult, so I'll go for looks and never mind the horrible and inevitiable death that awaits me one way or another.

World War Z. I listened to the extreemly well done audio book.

I would go for a lobo myself. Ammunition is important, and unfortunatly, not endless.

 

[Snowalker]

Has to be traditional double barrel shotgun.

Or a scythe. Depends what type of zombie, the slow traditional kind or the newer running zombie.

I think I've found a new friend. Nice to meet you.

 

[Fraeir]

If fully armed, fueled and stuffed with supplies necessary to not die: This, obviously!

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[similar.squirrel]

It depends on the zombie type.
Assuming we're talking about the traditional shambling mess, I'd choose a stout ash pole with an incredibly sharp blade at each end.
The ends would be far apart.

 

[SsilverR]

twin broadswords ... i did mantis kung fu since i was 11 ... i'm more comfortable with reverse grip dual swords than i am with a pair of shoes

 

[K_Dub]

Katana. Just spin in circle for several hours, and an army of zombies would be reduced to nothing more than limbs.

 

[General Ken8]

I would have to say a halberd
it doesn't run out of ammo and you can kill zombies from a decent distance with it

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SWISH!!!
Thud

 

[Osalot_TH]

The BFG baby, and I guess a fusion reactor to power it, don't want to run out of ammo.

 

[Rajin Cajun]

See I have already planned for this I'm going to remove both my arms and replace them with chainsaws. Then remove both my legs and replace them with jet engines. I will be awesome.

Are you sure about it?

Pfft who needs beer when you have two chainsaws for arms! xD

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Chuck Norris.

Either that, an iPod continuously playing James Blunt, or a shotgun.

 

[sizzle949]

All you need is a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning... that's also on fire... and has tits...

 

[the Tadman]

Forum trolls as shields!

 

[dark_taint92]

Chuck Norris

i second this chuck norris and that is all you need
just sit back and have a cloning machine just to help
an army of chuck norris
is that a bad idea

 

[Gerazzi]

...
Lincoln's Repeater.

 

[DogofRaw]

The 'zippo' sherman tank. a) its a tank (zombie and biohazerd proof) and b) at has the mother of all flamethrowers in its turret. Now all i need is a crew...

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

Crowbars FTW!!!

 

[JWAN]

I would use the search bar

OR

the MK-19

 

[TheSentinel]

I would use this.

Spoiler

w/ infinite ammo and grenades.

 

[CuddlyCombine]

Basically, a Shotgun with a Chainsaw taped to it.

Spoiler

This would work too.

That would be used up in one shot, though. Unless you've got an ample supply of chainsaws.

Anyway, I'd want to have a cannon that fires guns. The guns would shoot too, of course.