1 Weapon for a Zombie Apocalypse

Istickell

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An Xbox 360, you wanna know why?
Because when the zombies see it, they turn 360 degrees and walk away!!!

Just kidding btw, The 360 is the only system I own, if only I could play it without walking away.
 

speedcoreXdandy

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A Toyota Hilux with some niiiiiice spiky bull bars. I'd be invincible (apart from running out of food and petrol at which point I'd DEFINITELY die.)
 

Spacelord

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corroded said:
...ok, that's just creepy as i loaded this thread Zombie Nation started playing on my iTunes.

Anyway, first rule of fighting Zombies, getting their blood on you is a bad idea generally. Less of the pansying about too, i'd take a Challenger 2 Main Battle Tank. The only thing known in battle to destroy Challenger 2 was another Challenger 2, and that was a fluke shot through an open hatch.

Basically speaking, i'd like to see the Zombies get through that one.

In one encounter within the urban area a Challenger 2 came under attack from irregular forces with machine guns and rocket propelled grenades. The driver's sight was damaged and while attempting to back away under the commander's directions, the other sights were damaged and the tank threw its tracks entering a ditch. It was hit directly by eight rocket propelled grenades from close range and a MILAN anti-tank missile, and was under heavy small arms fire for hours. The crew survived remaining safe within the tank until the tank was recovered for repairs, the worst damage being to the sighting system. It was back in operation six hours later after the repairs. One Challenger 2 operating near Basra survived being hit by 70 RPGs in another incident.[8]
Hardfrickingcore.
Yeah, ok, if a tank counts as a weapon, I'd like one of these babies too.
 

G1eet

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odubya23 said:
Dude, gimmie a USAS-12, and a truck load of shells. I could turn a zombie into guacamole at 50 meters with that thing!
This. Who knew a coalition team of South Koreans and Americans could create such an awesome shotgun?
 

theCMNDER

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neuromasser said:
Rajin Cajun said:
See I have already planned for this I'm going to remove both my arms and replace them with chainsaws. Then remove both my legs and replace them with jet engines. I will be awesome.
Are you sure about it?
How does he use the katanas on his back? Oo

EDIT: How did he put them there!? :p

On Topic: I'm gonna have to go with a military gunship. Zombies can't fly, but my bullets can.
 

gragimor

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ThreeWords said:
Anachronism said:
Does a ladder count as a weapon?

If so, I'd just climb up to a high place and kick it down. Let's see the zombies figure that one out.
Seconded =D
i think the zombies got the perfect solution to that problem... patience.... (have fun eating your own crap up there)
 

Evilvikingking

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WittyName said:
Evilvikingking said:
No doubt, this has been the subject of discussion before, but if you only had 1?...

Personally, I'd go for the Thompson fully automatic
I'm assuming this thread wasn't influenced by the sheer amount of time we spent playing the Nazi Zombies minigame?

I'd go for the .357 Magnum. 1-hit kills!

:D
Of course it was!!
 

Cosplay Horatio

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Anachronism said:
Does a ladder count as a weapon?

If so, I'd just climb up to a high place and kick it down. Let's see the zombies figure that one out.
Line some sharp spikes or tie some blades on it and that's a ladder you could keep using for range attacks and getting to high places where zombies aren't.

My weapon of choice is this:

It doesn't start off sharp but using a rock would make it probably one of the best non-mechanical melee weapons second to the Katana.
 

PeterDawson

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Something where ammunition isn't an issue but that isn't a melee weapon by itself. Probably a Fallout 3 Rock-It Launcher with a blade-like attachment.
 

Robz_Defheadz

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Well... Zombie blood is bad.

So i think i'll go for a lasgun. Cauterised the and wound and can be recharged by exposer to light. Also easily capable of blowing a mans head right off.
 

The Shade

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I would definitely bring Bruce Campbell. His chin alone will defeat the zombie hordes, while I hide behind him and squeal in terror.
 

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Machines Are Us said:
I was gonna say lightsaber then I saw this, Gimme one of them city destroyer ships from Independence Day, and you for having a nuke we can drop that shit too