1 Weapon for a Zombie Apocalypse

[The Rogue Wolf]

The crowbar. It's lightweight, it can be hooked through a belt for ease of carrying, it never needs ammunition or power, and it can open up all those pesky barricaded doors that stand between you and whatever food hasn't already been looted. Let's see you pry open a door with a katana.

Also, since I'm posting again, I might as well say that I'll re-choose my weapon and go for a good solid Gibson Les Paul guitar, based on the fact that it's a nice thick solid-body and is stocky enough to make up for the lack of pointy bits that other people may single out as necessary on a guitar/zombie-destroying-device.

Bonus points if you yell "KABONG!" every time you hit a zombie.

 

[Mackinator]

A partially solar powered Helicopter that condenses water in the air to fresh, clean drinking water, which also has small trees that fruit grow on. Oh and also it is equipped with a solar bullet minigun and solar power rockets.

That or Jack Johnson and Thomas O'Leary - The Guns -

 

[damion559]

Does a ladder count as a weapon?

If so, I'd just climb up to a high place and kick it down. Let's see the zombies figure that one out.

Seconded =D

they might be like the majini from rezi 5 and are smart enough to pick the lader back up....or maybe there like the hunters from L4D and can jump up buildings....as well as climb them

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning that was on fire

 

[Merteg]

Gloves of the Apocalypse.

 

[damion559]

Chuck Norris

i second this chuck norris and that is all you need
just sit back and have a cloning machine just to help
an army of chuck norris
is that a bad idea

i think an army of chuck norris would kill his rep....because he would be an even match for the others....so chuck wont be the toughest guy around

 

[Mackinator]

Chuck Norris

i second this chuck norris and that is all you need
just sit back and have a cloning machine just to help
an army of chuck norris
is that a bad idea

Oh God, yes it could be the worst decision ever made since just before the last Big Bang.

Let me explain.


Timeline(s) Below
--------------------------------BIG BANG---------------------------------------------------->
1st cloning of chuck.......14 billion years ago................................zombies......

>-------------------------------BIG BANG---------------------------------------------------->
2nd cloning of chuck.......14 billion years ago................................zombies......

>----------------------------Yeah another Big Bang------------------------------------------>
3rd cloning of chuck.......14 billion years ago................................zombies......

You see whats happening?

Multiple Chuck Norris' mean too much power gather around the Universe and THIS is why the Big Bang happens and will continue to happen.
Maybe the 4th time we will get lucky.

 

[damion559]

Crowbars FTW!!!

NO!!!! NO MORE FUCKING CROWBARS.....GORDAN FREEMAN KILLED THEM WITH HIS PATHETIC MELEE ATTACK

 

[Strictnien]

in a (Zombie filled) dream world, i would love to have like a 24 case of really cheap beer, a berrett 50. sniper rifle, sit on top of some water tower and have a good hours fun, then kill myself

 

[1trakm1nd]

MORE ZOMBIES!!!
fight fire w/ fire so to speak

 

[Hutchy_Bear]

Has to be traditional double barrel shotgun.

Or a scythe. Depends what type of zombie, the slow traditional kind or the newer running zombie.

I think I've found a new friend. Nice to meet you.

Why thank you kindly.

 

[thatcanadianguy]

hmmmmmm...... just one weapon? lemme see...... tough choice... but as its a choice of WEAPON and not other gear id have to say a good old fashioned pump shotgun and a truck. cuz with the truck i could get on the local army base and nick a tank, or better yet an IFV. then i coudl; pick up the rest of your survivors and we coudl all romp about the coutnry side gaily blowing the bejesus out of the zombie hords.

 

[Talsin]

Screw driver. the most practical zombie killing implement.

 

[LilGherkin]

Does a ladder count as a weapon?

If so, I'd just climb up to a high place and kick it down. Let's see the zombies figure that one out.

Seconded =D

they might be like the majini from rezi 5 and are smart enough to pick the lader back up....or maybe there like the hunters from L4D and can jump up buildings....as well as climb them

I never thought of that...

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

Crowbars FTW!!!

NO!!!! NO MORE FUCKING CROWBARS.....GORDAN FREEMAN KILLED THEM WITH HIS PATHETIC MELEE ATTACK

*sniff*..no more crowbars...*sniff*

 

[spiral knight]

I'd stick with something with multiple uses like as the Zombie Survival Guide Suggests the Machete. However personally I'd pick something even more versatile like the Entrenching tool. It's a hammer, Saw, axe, shovel, and zombie eliminator all in one.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Cricket bat.

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Simon Pegg for the mother fucking win.

 

[Jeyal]

Anything I can kill myself with.