1 Weapon for a Zombie Apocalypse

Booze Zombie

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I would have a computer with the launch codes for every ballistic missile on Earth and full access to every satellite in orbit.

Fucking eat my brains when you're a pile of ash and I'm in a bunker, *****.
 

Sgt Doom

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Probably an AK47, not out of some fanboyish "IT IS TEH AWESOME" mentality, but because my country's proximity to Russia means a better chance of finding ammo. I doubt they got rid of all their 7.62x39mm ammo when they converted to 5.45.
 

crabdog62482

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While one of them air powered nail gun things from No Country For Old Men would be sweet, it suffers from that whole, "What happens when you run out of ammo? Can't just hop in the car and drive to the store to buy some more, now can you?" And regardless of what type of zombie we're dealing in here (fast, slow, magically enchanted brain-dead, reanimated dead, infected, etc), melee seems like a bad idea across the board. Vehicles need fuel. Firearms need ammo... I think that if I must take 1 ultimate weapon to aid my survival in the next zombie apocolypse, I want brain power. More specifically, I want the brain power of MacGuyver's writers, or even a CSI writer. With their brain power and my desire to not die a death most foul, we will improv our way through the end of the world, and into a brighter future. If she's female, all the more versatille my weapon of mass destraction she be.
 

Kellerb

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a gun would run out, i would go for a long close quarters weapon, like a training samurai sword, or, being more realistic, my epic fire poker.

Yokai said:
Probably a bolt-action rifle with a magazine and bayonet. Failing that, a Necron Gauss Flayer.
agree fully with the gauss flayer
 

Nycto

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i would defo go for an abrams tank, piloted by none other than abraham lincoln himself, whilst i sit on the MG eating cake =P
 

shippuudenfreak

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in all seriousness, a bolt action rifle otherwise i think a mini gun with a renewing amount of rounds would be fun.
 

massau

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super duper anti zombie gun that can kill every zombie in a mile with one shot
 

Zacky

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I'm sorry but I would have to go for either the machette, Dual-Wield Nunchuku (oh dear...) or a SAS regiment...
 

DragunovHUN

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An ACU from Supreme Commander.

Or if i somehow can't get one of those, i'll make due with and AKM and a GP-34 on it.