10 Word Movie Pitch

[OptimisticPessimist]

Christina Hendricks has filthy explicet lesbian sex with Anne Hathaway.

I think I win.

 

[MarkusWolfe]

Fifty Thousand Barbarians, Battle of Berserkers, 12 hours of violence.

 

[Phlakes]

Tits tits tits tits tits tits explosions tits tits tits!!!

It even has an official website. [http://www.explosionsandboobs.com/] (SFWish, by the way)

OT: Ninety minutes of a guy named Steve eating some waffles.

 

[MarkusWolfe]

Lesbian viking space robots battle mutant llama hordes. In space.

There's not enough room here for two movies about lesbian warriors. I claim supremacy based on the fact that Ninja's are cooler than vikings.

And believe that, for just a moment, I thought you were cool.

 

[Nyan Cat]

Robot unicorns. From the future.

 

[Alexxerth]

A movie inside a movie, inside a movie, inside a movie.

 

[Fiend Dragon]

Dave Is A Funny Guy Dot Text: The Motion Picture

AKA

Dave Strider Bleats Like A Goat For Ironically Humorous Purposes

 

[WolfThomas]

Napoleonic War plus displaced dinosaurs, Sean Bean fights raptors.

 

[Alexxerth]

People post random movie ideas on the internet.

 

[shadyh8er]

Live action adaptation of Baccano! directed by Quentin Tarantino.

I'd watch this so many!

I know! That anime is practically begging Tarantino to make it into a movie. Snappy dialog, level 11 caliber gore, and story told out of order. IT'S PERFECT!

 

[Alexxerth]

Leonardo Dicaprio goes to a _____ and discovers that he is really ______.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

cat girl fights through vampire apocalypse to find yarn ball...

 

[Hero in a half shell]

This: Needs to be made a movie so badly

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Die Hard on space station and hero is awesome girl.

 

[Merkavar]

mega shark vs giant octopus

 

[Harbinger_]

Killer Alien Vagina

 

[Custard_Angel]

Redo the Star Wars prequels without that talentless hack Lucas.

Make Rodriguez stop fucking around and film Sin City 2.

Sequel to Drive Angry showing the origin of God Killer.

Deadpool. Stopping a fight sequence to converse with the audience.

Resurrect "At the Mountains of Madness" because it would rock.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Totaly Extreme Batman vs Mario in Space in Amazing 3D!

 

[flyingninjadude]

Typo from Presidential Memo Causes World War III

 

[Susurrus]

I saw it. And I actually liked Stardust. And I like Ricky Gervais...

Stardust was great. But Ricky Gervais played exactly the same character he always does, and it wasn't very funny to begin with.