10-Year-Old Accidentally Discovers New Explosive Molecule

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Matthew94 said:
gmaverick019 said:
but then again, we have some of the most pessimistic "oscar the grouch" types on here...*sigh* the first actual positive piece of good news we've had in a while and it turns into a "wow this kid is shit, i was so much better at that age"
If you actually looked at some science websites you would see some great discoveries and advances happening but NO, a child accidentally finding a potentially useless molecule and...

PRAISE JESUS, THE WORLD IS SAVED!

I never said I was better just that why should we care about this when we could praise people like this:

http://medicalxpress.com/news/2012-02-uga-discovery-fracture-putty-broken.html

People in that article are using science to try and improve our lives, it may take some time to become used on people but it's much more impressive and useful than a possible explosive that may not even be worth making. I bet people wouldn't care 1/4 as much about this as the story in this thread.
So your bothered because people aren't praising the right people? Honestly children who do anything well usually get praise, even if its not on purpose. Its not worth getting worked up over.
 

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Findlebob said:
She may just be set for life depending on how usefull this new molecule is.
I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't give her any sort of reward for this at all.
 

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Cool, a science teacher that can look at a mess one of his students made and see its potential. Wish I had teachers like that. Hats off to you Boehr.
 

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Matthew94 said:
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Matthew94 said:
Read my above post, this "fame" will be short lived. I doubt we will see her again after this week.
Then why on earth do you care so much?
I don't care that much, I just made a comment showing my utter apathy for her which has "offended" many people as we aren't showering this child with praise.

Every week scientists make great discoveries but barely anyone cares, a child randomly does it and suddenly it's news?
Yes, because its something that doesn't happen every week.

See, I can bold things to make my point too

[small][small][small]bolding things when you don't need to annoys me a tad *twitch*[/small][/small][/small]

Edit: Ninja'd by enough people that I really should have checked before I posted. Fancy that. Ah well, i'll add my voice to the masses.
 

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Matthew94 said:
Vykrel said:
Matthew94 said:
That's good for them but if the former is true (in my original post) then it means she isn't gifted or anything and should be praised as much as anyone else who discovers things with no real use ie not much.
nobody said she is gifted... nobody is giving her praise for being some genius child...
"making the rest of us feel rather dumb in the process."

"Science being pushed forward by the next generation"

Well, the rest of the thread turned into everyone saying "you're a big meanie!" to me so there isn't much more to quote.

But there, I gave a few examples. Not word for word I'll admit but close enough to refute you saying "nobody said she is gifted".
That doesnt say anything. Those examples are used more for journalistic flair than anything. This story isnt hard news, its just a cute story about a little girl and science. Cute little girl puts a model together, discovers a new molecule. Someone writes a story on it, people share it, traffic goes up, everyone is happy.

Why are you so mad about this? Its baffling how much this set you off. Ive imagined these scenarios

1. You're a 20 something scientific genius whose works hard, but is never recognised.
2. Your Grandfather was a brilliant scientist who was never recognised, and died in anomity.
3. You found this molecule first and were about to release a paper on it, but the girl beat you to it
4. You're a high school student who likes science and is annoyed that people dont care about it as much as you do.
5. Youre a 9 year old who discovered a molecule a month ago, but werent recognised.
6. You think chemistry is a load of old shit and people should be concentrating on physics instead.
7. You're mad there are at least 93 other Matthews on this site, and that drives you into a rage whenever you see your username.
 

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Matthew94 said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
Matthew94 said:
He had the intelligence to actually use his discovery unlike this person.
She's 10.

Beethoven may have been publishing his sonatas around that age, but he wasn't taking them to the publishers himself.
And he understood that music theory, she just put molecules together randomly.

If you had 1000 monkeys on 1000 typewriters writing forever you eventually get the best novel of all time.

Does that make the monkey a literary genius or is just the result of probability taking it's course? No it is the latter and thus the monkey shouldn't be praised and neither should she.

Don't ever compare her to Beethoven.
You sound really, really bitter about this. Why are you being so antagonistic? So what if she didn't know what she was doing? She's fucking 10 years old, and now people who do know what they are doing are expanding on the possibility of this discovery being legitimate. It's not like the article stated the girl is being regarded as the messiah of chemistry or anything. Besides, now the children are more interested in learning about science, and scientists have something new to play with.

Lighten up. This is a time for joy, not cynicism.
 

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Mortai Gravesend said:
Am I the only one who saw the teacher's name and immediately thought of Niels Bohr and the Bohr model of the atom?
You sir deserve a science cookie.

This cookie may or may not cause a rip in the space-time continuum.
 

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Matthew94 said:
So did the child just put together a model for the craic or did she intentionally put it together with full knowledge of what she is doing.

If it's the former then I really don't care. If it's the latter then "Good for you".

EDIT I was right

"But that?s what happened when Clara Lazen, 10, randomly arranged a unique combination of oxygen, nitrogen and carbon atoms."

http://now.humboldt.edu/news/not-your-average-fifth-grade-assignment/

Randomly

It was pure chance and she isn't going to be the one researching its uses so well done little girl, you discovered something by accident and will have no involvement in making it useful.
I imagine since this WAS science class she had some inkling of what she was doing, at least in attempting to build a feasible molecule. Other than that I must say, why the attitude? Jealous?
 

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Matthew94 said:

I get that you find this uninteresting or that we shouldn't be praising her, but I come to a basic question: Why are you so bothered by people being happy at this? Because as others have pointed out, you sound really bitter about.

Toodles

-Caleb

OT: Personally, I think that's pretty cool
 

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I'm struggling to type a coherent response to this, because as a chemistry major graduating in December who does computational chemistry research at Gannon University, I'm pissed that something like this can't happen to me.
 

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Matthew94 said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
Matthew94 said:
He had the intelligence to actually use his discovery unlike this person.
She's 10.

Beethoven may have been publishing his sonatas around that age, but he wasn't taking them to the publishers himself.
And he understood that music theory, she just put molecules together randomly.

If you had 1000 monkeys on 1000 typewriters writing forever you eventually get the best novel of all time.

Does that make the monkey a literary genius or is just the result of probability taking it's course? No it is the latter and thus the monkey shouldn't be praised and neither should she.

Don't ever compare her to Beethoven.
Good Lord help me. It doesn't matter how she did it, she made a scientific discovery even though it was an accident. Do you know how many scientific discoveries were made by accident? Like Coca-Cola, Teflon, Smart Dust, Vulcanized rubber, plastic, radioactive materials, the pacemaker, penicillin, all made by accident.
The fact that it wasn't intentional doesn't mean it's not a valid scientific discovery.
 

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I love how the guy's last name is Boehr.

....

Neils Bohr? Anyone? Maybe that's why he became a Chemistry teacher :3
 

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Accidentally, random chance... That's how science works. We make mistakes and learn from them. What I'm kinda seeing here is people are angry that a mistake was made by a child and it is treated as science.

This is just a case to show you don't need a lab suit and several degrees in science to be valid to make a new discovery.

Plus, it is good encouragement for the children of the class to experiment and learn. Great encouragement knowing that one day you might discover a new chemical or molecule.
 

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Matthew94 said:
So did the child just put together a model for the craic or did she intentionally put it together with full knowledge of what she is doing.

If it's the former then I really don't care. If it's the latter then "Good for you".

EDIT I was right

"But that?s what happened when Clara Lazen, 10, randomly arranged a unique combination of oxygen, nitrogen and carbon atoms."

http://now.humboldt.edu/news/not-your-average-fifth-grade-assignment/

Randomly

It was pure chance and she isn't going to be the one researching its uses so well done little girl, you discovered something by accident and will have no involvement in making it useful.
Cynical much?

First off, she was experimenting; experimenting with chemistry modeling kits. And it would be silly to dismiss that; scientists use representative models in chemistry all the time. She tried something that no one had considered before, and it led to a discovery. That is the essence of scientific research.

And if it was, as you say, "random," so what? If she had randomly discovered the cure for cancer because she was randomly mixing chemicals in a chemistry set to "see what would happen," she shouldn't receive any sort of praise or thanks for her contribution to health science and the lives that would be improved?

Are you so cynical that you can't simply appreciate experimentation, curiosity, and ingenuity in its most basic form? If so, I feel sorry for you.
 

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Findlebob said:
She may just be set for life depending on how usefull this new molecule is.
Turns out she found it by accident, so she very well could gain nothing for the discovery.

Anyways, nothing new so why is it news?

Lawlhat said:
Matthew94 said:
Every week scientists make great discoveries but barely anyone cares, a child randomly does it and suddenly it's news?
Yes, because this one is out of the ordinary. Not saying it's a good thing, but that's how it is.
Because she randomly arranged things makes her a child prodigy?
 

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Matthew94 said:
So did the child just put together a model for the craic or did she intentionally put it together with full knowledge of what she is doing.

If it's the former then I really don't care. If it's the latter then "Good for you".

EDIT I was right

"But that?s what happened when Clara Lazen, 10, randomly arranged a unique combination of oxygen, nitrogen and carbon atoms."

http://now.humboldt.edu/news/not-your-average-fifth-grade-assignment/

Randomly

It was pure chance and she isn't going to be the one researching its uses so well done little girl, you discovered something by accident and will have no involvement in making it useful.
It's that random. It requires a little knowledge about the number of bonds each atom can make and not introducing long chains of oxygen or nitrogen.
 

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I accessed the academic paper:

A computational study of novel nitratoxycarbon, nitritocarbonyl, and nitrate compounds and their potential as high energy materials
Robert W. Zoellner, Clara L. Lazen, Kenneth M. Boehr

The basic format of the paper is "lets use these computers to calculate properties of this random molecule...here are the numbers from the computer. the end." Reading between the lines it's easy to see what happened.

1. The school teacher is in Missouri, and the professor is in California. Either the schoolteacher spammed professors nationwide and finally this guy from a crap university responded, or else the two knew each other so it was nepotism from the start.

2. Humbolt state university. No offense to anyone who went there, but in terms of academic research, this school is very far down on the list, somewhere like #200 in the nation. Most research that matters comes from professors in the top 20 schools.

So yeah, basically the school teacher wanted to push this "molecule discovery" story that no real chemist would care about, a stoned hippy prof (see picture: http://www.humboldt.edu/chemistry/faculty/zoellner.html ) at a bottom rung cal-state school needed to crap out a paper to justify the grant he used to buy a new computer, and thus this media blurb was born.
 

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If anything this proves how efficient our chemical modeling techniques are becoming. Think about it, the model kit was obviously complex enough to maintain the basic rules of molecular bonding, yet simple enough for a child to somewhat understand the "rules" of the model.

All the kid had to do was apply simple ideas like symmetry and balance, follow the model's rules, and voala, a feasible molecule appears just as bonding theory expects it to.

Yay science.
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Matthew94 said:
Instead of getting hit on the head with an apple, tasting your finger, letting orange go mouldy, serving someone wafer-thin potatoes or any of the other random ways Science is progressed?

Or would you class Gravity, Saccharin, Penicillin, or Crisps as not very exciting?
W
Why should Douglas Addams get credit for a Fungus moth (Erechthias beeblebroxi)? Simply because he wrote a very famous character with two heads?
That hole thing about Newton and the apple never actually happened.