100 Things learnt from video games

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ExplosionProofTaco

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You can find out how well a Container or Door is locked just by looking at it, just 1 person can maintain a radio station (Agatha), you can eat a packet of crisps in 0.1 second and a sniper rifle can fall apart in 10 shots. - Fallout 3
 

The Atomic Irishman

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-Hide at the mention of the word "Nerf"

-Most the enemy team is full of babies (Team Fortress 2.)

-Spam is a good thing (Team Fortress Classic.)

-A crowbar, a flashlight or an alien hammer will solve any problem.(Half Life Series, Halo, Doom.)

-Don't buy what you can't afford to lose(Eve Online.)

-All RTS AI cheat obscenely(Multiple games.)

-Survival favors the quick(Halo.)

-A dark, secluded corner or closet is your best friend(Left 4 Dead.)

-Always bring a friend!(All games.)
 

Tireseas_v1legacy

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You can fall 150 feet after being shot as a child, be capible of killing giant beetles, heavily armed bandits, trained guards, warewolves, and heroes, be strong enough to make a full carreer out of wood-chopping, blacksmithing, bar tending, bounty hunting, and assasination, own every piece of private property on a continent, and you still won't be able to climb onto a ledge four feet high. (Fable/Fable II)
 

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You can hold 100 cans of Coke and 100 cans of Pepsi but not no cans of pepsi and 200 cans of coke.

Don't think you'll get a store discount just because you are saving the world, you still have to pay as much as everyone else.

Taking turns during a fight is the gentleman's way to play.
 

Canadamus Prime

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The Grand List Of Console Role Playing Game Cliches said:
#189 - The Moral of the Story: Every problem in the universe can be solved by finding the right long-haired prettyboy and beating the crap out of him.
 

PixelKing

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1 The cake is a lie (Portal)
2 Dont fuck with scientists (Half Life)
3 Chainsaws are fun (Gears)
4 Swearing makes you live longer.Just look at Desmond and Dukov! (Fallout)
 

Phantomess

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* when you are about to win and have a ridiculously tiny amount of health left, the opposition will ALWAYS deploy a sneaky tactic to rid you of it as you unleash your largest weapon. - many games...

* when in doubt, hit it with a metallic tool. (thus the phrase: HIT IT WITH A WRENCH!) - Viva Pinata and Ratchet & Clank

* individual vegetables are worth a small fortune when sold, dishes made easily with them even more... but if you have to buy them, they cost you a house and your firstborn - Rune Factory and Harvest Moon series