100 ways to win at life

[zombiejoe]

I am thinking of starting a large list of things you can do to survive life well. It is kinda like the rules of the internet, only this list is good (edgy, jk). Ok, this list has no real ending, unlike the title. So just keep posting new rules. If you make somthing like a rule 23, and someone else before you made a 23, change the number. OK, I SHALL SHOW YOU THE FIRST 3 RULES A FRIEND AND I HAVE MADE.

Rule 1: Stop doind what your doing, your doing it wrong
Rule 2: ...
Rule 3: Profit

EDIT: IF I EVER MAKE THIS LIST, I MAY STEAL YOUR IDEA, BUT I MAY GIVE YOU SOME CREDIT.

 

[dont_blink]

4. do not talk about fight club

 

[Cherry Cola]

Really original first 3 rules you have there.

Rule 5: Don't make these kinds of lists on the internet.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Rule 6: Know how to kill a man with your mind

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Joe that's bit risky.
1. be smart.
2.be kind.
3.work hard.
4. achieve all there is to achieve.
5.build a realtionship.
6.die happy.

 

[zombiejoe]

Really original first 3 rules you have there.

Rule 5: Don't make these kinds of lists on the internet.

I don't know if that is a joke or a compliment

 

[MattRooney06]

rule 7: Finish Him/her
Rule 8: Take your punishment for finishing him/her like a man

 

[Cherry Cola]

Really original first 3 rules you have there.

Rule 5: Don't make these kinds of lists on the internet.

I don't know if that is a joke or a compliment

T'is a joke.

 

[Wayte]

Rule 9: Pants are for squares.

 

[A random person]

Because it has to be said:
10: Get laid. When you do so, the ending cutscene plays and the credits roll.

Spoiler: With this music, no less.

 

[funguy2121]

Dammit, you guys broke up the numerics!

-Ensure that your personal philosophy is based more around analyzing why you believe what you believe and less about proving to yourself you were right all along

-Be nice to the people that everybody hates for illogical reasons. Chicks dig it!

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

#100: Don't take the rest of the list too seriously.

 

[Godavari]

Rule ?: Don't die.

 

[MBergman]

What Cox said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ranu8BOvQmQ

 

[Aardvark]

Stay off the internet.

 

[zombiejoe]

#100: Don't take the rest of the list too seriously.

NO, YOU BROKE THE CHAIN
BOOOM

 

[zombiejoe]

Dammit, you guys broke up the numerics!

-Ensure that your personal philosophy is based more around analyzing why you believe what you believe and less about proving to yourself you were right all along

-Be nice to the people that everybody hates for illogical reasons. Chicks dig it!

Rule 11-12

 

[zombiejoe]

Rule ?: Don't die.

rule 13

 

[zombiejoe]

Stay off the internet.

rule 14