100 ways to win at life

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Rule 45: Test your might and resist making lists.

 

[zombiejoe]

Rule 45: Test your might and resist making lists.

rule 15

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Rule 45: Test your might and resist making lists.

rule 15

I don't care about the number, I just wanted to squeeze a mortal kombat reference in there somewhere.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

Rule 16

The Butler always did it

 

[Connor Lonske]

Rule 46

The Butler always did it

Rule 47: Use guns that have names that sound like the work "cough".

 

[zombiejoe]

Rule 46

The Butler always did it

Rule 47: Use guns that have names that sound like the work "cough".

NO, IT'S RULE 17

 

[Sewblon]

Rule #18. No matter what you do, or where you go in life, you will never make it out alive. So this list is pointless.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Rule 46

The Butler always did it

Rule 47: Use guns that have names that sound like the work "cough".

NO, IT'S RULE 17

I could not wait for that rule to come around.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Rule 2: Nail the girl of your dreams. Everything else between now and then is just preparation.

 

[floppylobster]

Rule 48: If the rules aren't working, don't use them.

 

[Dusty Donuts]

Rule 49: Since that last rule sucks, this rule nullifies it forever.

 

[zombiejoe]

Rule 48: If the rules aren't working, don't use them.

CHANGE IT, IT'S RULE 18

Rule 49: Since that last rule sucks, this rule nullifies it forever.

RULE 19

 

[zombiejoe]

Nail the girl of your dreams. Everything else between now and then is just preparation.

your rule is rule -2

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Rule 3.14: Don't fuck with Bears: they'll kill you

 

[DSEZ]

rule 21:never make a bet with money you dont have or the mob will kill you

 

[Asturiel]

Rule 9: Pants are for squares.

*Smack* Pants are for champions good sir.

Rule 22: Rules must be kept in order.

Rule 22.3: Rules can be any number

Rule 23.047192: There are always more scute mobs.

Rule 24.0: If it can be made it can be broken.

Rule 25.384056836283: FACE

Rule 26.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001: When you post on the internet make it count.

Rule 27.893: Trolls must live under bridges and never use a computer.

Rule 28.4637890: Get an education.

Im done for now....

 

[Stoic raptor]

Rule 20:No matter how much money your friends will give you, running naked around town is not a good idea.

 

[Wadders]

Rule ??: Don't drink Strongbow Cider. Just don't, OK?

 

[Spiner909]

Rule 66: Don't conform.
Rule 67: Appreciate irony.

 

[Darkrain11]

Because it has to be said:
10: Get laid. When you do so, the ending cutscene plays and the credits roll.

Spoiler: With this music, no less.

The kind of music I expect to hear when that awesome event occurs to me.