101 ways to make a Hot Thread (Humor)

[PunkyMcGee]

i can't think of anything someone hasn't already said, but to raise your own post count:

angerly defend a losing side of an argument

 

[theheroofaction]

have a spelling error in the title

 

[Midnight Crossroads]

16. Your captcha is now the name of your video game. Describe it.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

17. Use all caps. USE ALL CAPS!!!!!!11111oneoneone111one

 

[theheroofaction]

ask people to make a list about something

 

[Soviet Heavy]

18. If you insist on writing a long original post, make sure that it is a rant. Trying to be informative is boring. Act like an angry monkey screaming for attention, and it will come.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Include "Furry" in title, instant replies

Repeat above but with "Sexuality

 

[PeePantz]

Make sure it's the middle of December and include "Gay" or "Homosexuality" in the title.

 

[theheroofaction]

Critisism- constructive or otherwise will garner many posts

 

[Roxas1359]

Post "U Mad" pictures at every person who disagrees with you. Remember, your opinion is the only one that matters on the Internet.
[sub]This is pure sarcasm as some people can't tell at times.[/sub]

 

[Nouw]

Include negativity. Instant Inferno!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

21. Mention >insert famous person here< and explain how they raped your childhood.

 

[Roxas1359]

22. When in doubt of deciding what's better "x or y", make a versus thread about it and have the internet decide for you.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

23. Mention religion in any shape or form. The atheists will come pouring in like a flood.

 

[-Drifter-]

21. Mention >insert famous person here< and explain how they raped your childhood.

I once saw a video of a fat man with a guitar singing about how George Lucas raped his childhood. I was filled with such disgust that human language cannot describe it.

24. Post a controversial news story and ask if the person involved was right in doing whatever they did. This will never ever end badly.

 

[Jedoro]

24. Bump your thread. People who haven't posted in the last two minutes are only waiting for you to show that you're still looking for comments.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

25. Start your title with, "Am I the only one-"

 

[Unca Bob]

26. Make the thread about an article (with a link in your original post) that reports someone doing something truly insane/stupid/retarded.
Bonus posts if the article is from a news company.
Even more bonus posts if the insane/stupid/retarded person was American.

 

[Con Carne]

Be a troll trap by being the first troll. I've noticed that once there is a troll, everyone else has to join the parade and be a troll against the original troll. It's such easy bait too lol.

 

[TheLoneSeeker]

27. Create a thread titled "101 ways to _____" and only provide the first five; the completionists will do the rest!