101 ways to make a Hot Thread (Humor)

[Twilight_guy]

48. Create a "why all the hate on... " thread
49. Find a game with several other threads about it already up and make another. Ride the popularity train!

 

[Merkavar]

50. make the post about 101 ways to make a Hot Thread

 

[Cain_Zeros]

51. Following number 48, create a "why is x so popular" thread.

 

[drbarno]

52. blame 4chan for the latest incident. People will swarm to either agree, disagree, or correct you that's it's /b/.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

53. If noone replies to your thread in 5 seconds, post another comment saying "Seriously, Noone?" or something to that effect

 

[SkyeNeko]

54. Make a thread concerning guns in any way shape or form.

55. Talk about a subject that asks people to categorize by race. Half the posts will start with "Well, im not racist but-" and the other half will say the thread is racist.

 

[theheroofaction]

Mention halo (xbox exclusive), or killzone (ps3 exclusive), either one of those makes a few people think you're a total fanboy of that system, and will argue that an exclusive on the other console is better. then there will be the people who agree with you, and lastly, the people who come in to say it worth arguing about

 

[FamoFunk]

Any Vs. thread will do.

You'll argue with the other half of the forum because they liked the latter to you.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

58. Create an anime flamebait thread. Nothing gets people's hackles up quicker than haters demanding to know why someone likes something they don't.

 

[SpaceSpork]

59. As an opposite to #23, mention an immoral Bible verse, and watch the Christians pour in to explain to you that when god said rape the babies, he didn't really mean rape the babies, he meant give candy to the babies.

60. Make a thread where you question if video games are art.

 

[Guido656]

have a spelling error in the title

Haha, brilliant

 

[smearyllama]

61. In a thread asking if comedy is high art, respond that all comedies are about people getting high and falling over, and when people are friendly and try to recommend a comedy, you start a huge fight with them that completely derails the thread, goes on for two pages and results in the thread being locked. (This happened once)

 

[BabyRaptor]

62) Talk about WoW. Fanboys will come in to wax romantic and haters will come in to call the fanboys cheeto-eating basement dwellers. (I play WoW, don't flame me...) It works every time.

Bonus points if you QQ about how hard Heroics/Raids are and how you're a Wrath Baby.

 

[Armored Prayer]

(insert number here) Talk about some of the most hated popular games here. (Halo, CoD, FF, Wow, anything Nintendo)

Haters will swarm the thread for an excuse to hate, and fanboys will defend endlessly. You know you did well when you read arguments that last several pages.

 

[theheroofaction]

ask if people prefer the xbox360 or the ps3, insert a pinch of personal opinion, BOOM instant posts

 

[KissofKetchup]

25. Start your title with, "Am I the only one-"

I've actually done this multiple times and it was far from being a hot thread

 

[theheroofaction]

have the thread be a favorite of a certain person, he'll revive it if it ever dies

 

[Jezzascmezza]

69- Don't make inappropriate sexual innuendo.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

70 - Quote people from other threads. Doesnt matter if it even relevant, it brings more people into the conversation

 

[Judgement101]

Make a "Blah Blah Blah ZOMBIE APACOLYPSE" thread.