Super Smash Bros. Features the Wii Fit Trainer

[Fanghawk]

Super Smash Bros. Features the Wii Fit Trainer

Perhaps the Wii Fit Trainer was readying herself for a fighting tournament the entire time.

One of the best parts of Super Smash Bros. isn't just creating fights between Donkey Kong and Bowser; it's seeing what obscure icons Nintendo will dig up from its back catalog (so they can fight Donkey Kong and Bowser). The upcoming Wii U and 3DS versions are no exception, since <a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/124834-Mega-Man-Blasts-Into-Super-Smash-Bros-Wii-U-and-3DS>Mega Man isn't the only recognizable character joining the fray. In a new E3 trailer, Nintendo revealed that the Wii Fit Trainer is also making an appearance, and she's fully capable of wiping the floor with anyone who didn't follow her workout plan. (Looking at you Kirby... I guess you've <a href=http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Waddle_Dee>had one Waddle Dee too many.)

Traditionally, each new entry of the Smash Bros. series draws upon one left-field character to round off its roster. Super Smash Bros. Melee introduced the Robotic Operating Buddy as a playable fighter. The Wii Fit Trainer falls neatly into this category, but unlike the abovementioned characters, she's still fairly recognizable thanks to Wii Fit's 2007 popularity.

Of course, being a fighting game, the real question is whether the Wii Fit Trainer will be balanced enough to... you know what, nevermind. I'm sure she'll hold her own.

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[VinLAURiA]

I forsee... bitching. Lots of bitching.

And tons of British colloquialisms from unimaginative goons who aren't actually from Britain but are... exposed to them often.

 

[Epicspoon]

That is probably the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

 

[MrBrightside919]

I'm ok with this...as long as there is a Wii Balance Board as an item...

 

[Xan Krieger]

She's hot and I am sold on this game, if only it were for PC or xbox 360.

 

[CriticalMiss]

So is her move set going to consist of deadly stretching poses? I guess her finisher is something like 'Worm Saluting the Sun'.

And I wonder if anyone has ever cosplayed as the WiiFit trainer. TO THE INTERNET!

 

[Reincarnatedwolfgod]

... ok what the hell did I just watch and is this a some kind of joke?

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

I'm okay with this.
I bet she'll kick lots of ass.

 

[The]

This... was probably the biggest surprise of my day. This is definitely going to be my favourite character.
You know, SSB4 looks more and more like a fighting game between regular civilians (Animal Crossing guy for example), and that's not a bad thing.

 

[SAMAS]

Jin Saotome
Strider Hiryu
Ice Climbers
Firebrand
Armored Trooper VOTOMS
Rocket Raccoon
Mr. Game & Watch
Marth
Hundred Beast King Golion (a.k.a. Voltron)

Massive Crossover games IMO are best when they bring in the obscure, forgotten, and weird along with the Hot and Iconic.

 

[theultimateend]

This... was probably the biggest surprise of my day. This is definitely going to be my favourite character.
You know, SSB4 looks more and more like a fighting game between regular civilians (Animal Crossing guy for example), and that's not a bad thing.

I'm getting excited.

I hope it doesn't have tripping :3.

 

[Requia]

So is her move set going to consist of deadly stretching poses? I guess her finisher is something like 'Worm Saluting the Sun'.

And I wonder if anyone has ever cosplayed as the WiiFit trainer. TO THE INTERNET!

Half the women in my gym seem to be doing a good impression, sometimes they have a different color of shirt.

 

[CriticalMiss]

So is her move set going to consist of deadly stretching poses? I guess her finisher is something like 'Worm Saluting the Sun'.

And I wonder if anyone has ever cosplayed as the WiiFit trainer. TO THE INTERNET!

Half the women in my gym seem to be doing a good impression, sometimes they have a different color of shirt.

Including the totally white skin, grey hair and glassy eyes? They are gym-cattle so I'm guessing they probably do.

 

[Requia]

So is her move set going to consist of deadly stretching poses? I guess her finisher is something like 'Worm Saluting the Sun'.

And I wonder if anyone has ever cosplayed as the WiiFit trainer. TO THE INTERNET!

Half the women in my gym seem to be doing a good impression, sometimes they have a different color of shirt.

Including the totally white skin, grey hair and glassy eyes? They are gym-cattle so I'm guessing they probably do.

Sweat ruins makeup pretty fast, it all runs off. Though, I always saw that as more of an 'insert appearance here' deal, not what she actually looks like.

 

[Ukomba]

I don't know what it is, but I'm not a fan of this. She's not a character, she's just a faceless manikin with no personality. I still want the game, but this inclusion seems out of place.

 

[kailus13]

She looks fairly fun, but I imagine the voice will get annoying quickly. She sounds too detached from the fighting.

 

[BarelyAudible]

I don't know what it is, but I'm not a fan of this. She's not a character, she's just a faceless manikin with no personality. I still want the game, but this inclusion seems out of place.

That didn't stop Mario *rimshot*.

I'm all for this.

 

[Little Duck]

That trailer is a thing of beauty.

 

[Terminate421]

Her monotone voice will sound hysterical amongst the field.

Also, a welcome addition. She seems fun.

My mom would probably play as her if she were still around...

 

[Keltzar]

So is her move set going to consist of deadly stretching poses? I guess her finisher is something like 'Worm Saluting the Sun'.

And I wonder if anyone has ever cosplayed as the WiiFit trainer. TO THE INTERNET!

You already saw her finisher. She fires barrage of images each in different stretching poses.