Street Biter

[The Wooster]

Street Biter

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[Daystar Clarion]

[HEADING=1]I want some poooooound cake![/HEADING]



Silly Street Fighter, that's not a thing you do.

 

[Negatempest]

Must not seen the anime movie. Ryu carries around a wad of cash in his bag. Possibly from diiferent country tounaments.

 

[StormShaun]

Sounds like a very harsh warrior path if they have to eat rats.
Should of chosen the paladin class instead ...

I regret that joke to the fullest extent of my power.

Other then that, I'm sure he has money somewhere. (As above stated, he must have some money from the tournaments)

 

[Revolutionary]

Oh are we back to Erin's visions? Oh good I was losing interest.

 

[Teoes]

Um, he trashes cars on piers as part of an ongoing insurance scam with the various owners. I thought everyone knew this!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I don't know, I've never been into Street Fighter, but I imagine he gets a shitonne of money from all those Tournaments.

 

[Dragonbums]

I don't know, I've never been into Street Fighter, but I imagine he gets a shitonne of money from all those Tournaments.

It all goes straight back to paying enormous fines for property damage

 

[Drummodino]

I want to know how he keeps such a good physique living off dumpster diving.

 

[Ferisar]

I want to know how he keeps such a good physique living off dumpster diving.

Dumpster diving is much the same as diving, just against harder surfaces with mixed ingredients. Naturally, it shapes you proportionally.

Now, dumpster swimming...

 

[Drummodino]

I want to know how he keeps such a good physique living off dumpster diving.

Dumpster diving is much the same as diving, just against harder surfaces with mixed ingredients. Naturally, it shapes you proportionally.

Now, dumpster swimming...

...

Bahahahahaha! That reply made my day.

 

[Paradoxrifts]

Must not seen the anime movie. Ryu carries around a wad of cash in his bag. Possibly from diiferent country tounaments.

Now the comic is even funnier.

 

[Something Amyss]

Must not seen the anime movie. Ryu carries around a wad of cash in his bag. Possibly from diiferent country tounaments.

Nah, he fireballs people then takes any cash off their charred remains.

Fortunately, people are good eatin', so he's saved a wad of cash on food.

Sounds like a very harsh warrior path if they have to eat rats.
Should of chosen the paladin class instead ...

I don't know. Ryu stops being LG at the drop of a hat, so....

Oh are we back to Erin's visions? Oh good I was loosing interest.

Pffft. He's just as real as you or I, no matter how loose your interest.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Hey, if a magic hobo career can give me arms like that, who am I to complain?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I don't know, I've never been into Street Fighter, but I imagine he gets a shitonne of money from all those Tournaments.

It all goes straight back to paying enormous fines for property damage

You mean he doesn't have Warriors Insurance? Too high a risk perhaps.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Magic Hobo is my "Mumford and Sons" cover band.

 

[Tanis]

He's a street fighter.

I'm sure he makes enough money to get his rats from the pet store.

 

[Ragsnstitches]

I don't know, I've never been into Street Fighter, but I imagine he gets a shitonne of money from all those Tournaments.

It all goes straight back to paying enormous fines for property damage

You mean he doesn't have Warriors Insurance? Too high a risk perhaps.

I doubt his insurance is valid when he is deliberately punching the shit out of a car.