#132: Role Reversal

[The Wooster]

#132: Role Reversal

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[scorchs341]

I guess guns do beat swords

 

[The Philistine]

Time to see how effective her healing is.

 

[John the Gamer]

It's because he put on the generic guard uniform; it doesn't have his 'Boots with straps, real leather' that give +15 agility.

He could have dodged that, otherwise.

And I haven't even mentioned all his belts (genuine dragonfrog leather) that he removed. They gave a +1 damage resist each! What a noob. That's why I hate infiltration quests.

 

[youngstormlord]

"Shot through the heart and you're to blame, you give love a bad name."

 

[Guffe]

Well lucky for him he fell into the arms of the healer.
Let's see what skillzzz she got!!!

 

[Kenjitsuka]

It's because he put on the generic guard uniform; it doesn't have his 'Boots with straps, real leather' that give +15 agility.

He could have dodged that, otherwise.

And I haven't even mentioned all his belts (genuine dragonfrog leather) that he removed. They gave a +1 damage resist each! What a noob. That's why I hate infiltration quests.

Ehehehe, apt analysis!!!

Anyway, no worries. Just use a healthkit! Oh wait, at this level it's probably called "Tasty treat" or "Candy" or something similar.

 

[Ukomba]

Come one, it's Not-Cloud, I'm sure even impaled on a sword he'd probably be able to throw Not-Sephiroth off the building.

 

[Areloch]

Time to see how effective her healing is.

"Oh, I'm not a doctor, I'm a medic."

"Wait, there's a difference?"

"A doctor is someone that fixes you. A medic just makes you comfortable while you die."

"Note to self, never get shot."

 

[hobobros]

They gave it a materia slot.

 

[Clankenbeard]

They gave it a materia slot.

I was thinking he'd have a place to put one of them giant brass nose rings into this particular sword.

 

[RJ 17]

Alright white mage, time to earn your keep!

 

[immortalfrieza]

Time for an overly dramatic death scene... again. Getting stabbed straight through didn't kill Gunny, why would getting shot straight through kill Not-Cloud?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I call hax! No way is a gun supposed to be that effective.

 

[-Dragmire-]

Quick, use a turkey feather!

 

[Xan Krieger]

I call hax! No way is a gun supposed to be that effective.

It's probably one of those bullshit Final Fantasy X attacks that instakills you. Several enemies in the game have one and they are quite ragequit inducing.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I call hax! No way is a gun supposed to be that effective.

It's probably one of those bullshit Final Fantasy X attacks that instakills you. Several enemies in the game have one and they are quite ragequit inducing.

I haven't played FFX in nearly 15 years, so... I don't remember that.

 

[WNxSajuukCor]

Time to see how effective her healing is.

"Oh, I'm not a doctor, I'm a medic."

"Wait, there's a difference?"

"A doctor is someone that fixes you. A medic just makes you comfortable while you die."

"Note to self, never get shot."

https://youtu.be/Xp4RKE2Cb_w?t=1m25s

Close enough, +1 RvB at least.

 

[sageoftruth]

Time for an overly dramatic death scene... again. Getting stabbed straight through didn't kill Gunny, why would getting shot straight through kill Not-Cloud?

Well, Gunny did have the advantage of being someone with enough character and personality to be worth keeping around. I'm not certain the the great overlord Grey Carter sees fit to spare this one.

 

[NPC009]

If it's anything like Star Ocean 3 - and the hair and sword versus laser indicate it is - he'll be fine.