Chocobo Breeding

[The Wooster]

Chocobo Breeding

It's what he's into.

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[Barbas]

Not a bad one to end on. Good luck.

...Does that farmer look like Cory?

 

[Kenjitsuka]

Yeah, I was expecting this in EDA. Guess it's a better fit for the original FF VII cast, tho.

 

[monkeymangler]

Do not want. DO NOT WANT.

 

[RJ 17]

Hehehe, this comic reminds me of one of my favorite vgcats comics...

Spoiler: As both this comic and the Critical Miss for today point out...the whole Chocobo Breeding thing is a little disturbing...

 

[Darth_Payn]

It's like being a turkey masterbator, for turkeys big enough to ride like horses. ANd yes, turkey masterbator is a real job.

 

[Devieus]

Yeah, I was expecting this in EDA. Guess it's a better fit for the original FF VII cast, tho.

I fully expect this joke to make a comeback sometime next month for EDA.

 

[FPLOON]

...No wonder I'm better at breeding Chaos...

Other than that, no wonder the farmer didn't make an instructional video on the process... Or did he?

 

[Quellist]

You guys seem to have FF VII on the brain right now! Not that i'm complaining, keep em coming! (pun not intended)

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

Now I'm glad I never hung around the Pokemon breeding centers.

 

[Wiggum Esquilax]

It's like being a turkey masterbator, for turkeys big enough to ride like horses. ANd yes, turkey masterbator is a real job.

Of course, where do you think the idea for a turkey baster came from?

 

[SweetShark]

I am with this guy.
Like, it is like Breeding Season game, isn't it?
Btw, the developers take 32.000 dollars per month to complete the game.

 

[Worgen]

The difference between animal husbandry and bestiality is wearing pants.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Press X To Do Something Unspeakable.

The difference between animal husbandry and bestiality is wearing pants.

And the difference between animal husbandry and fetishism is which one of them is wearing the pants.

 

[Worgen]

Press X To Do Something Unspeakable.

The difference between animal husbandry and bestiality is wearing pants.

And the difference between animal husbandry and fetishism is which one of them is wearing the pants.

This image seems really appropriate here.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Not a bad one to end on. Good luck.

...Does that farmer look like Cory?

End on? Is there something we should know?

 

[CyanCat47_v1legacy]

there are institutions who store samples of healthy cows for breeding purposes. in a world as advanced as that of final fantasy surely a similar solution would exist seeing as how chucobos are appearantly the dominant type of livestock. then again we are talking about the same society that designs the kind of clothes tidus and lightning wear and who seem to consist of 90% blonde white people so maybe they are all inbred madmen

 

[Dalisclock]

there are institutions who store samples of healthy cows for breeding purposes. in a world as advanced as that of final fantasy surely a similar solution would exist seeing as how chucobos are appearantly the dominant type of livestock. then again we are talking about the same society that designs the kind of clothes tidus and lightning wear and who seem to consist of 90% blonde white people so maybe they are all inbred madmen

Final Fantasy games tend to be really schizo tech regardless. Even the first game was really fantasy, until you encountered the robot, the submarine and visited the orbiting space station complete with Metal Gear(?) patrolling the hallways.

 

[THM]

Spoiler

Do not want. DO NOT WANT.

Most definitively. Frankly, that was something I could've gone my whole life not seeing.'Specially that last panel - that was just creeptastic.

Also - this is the last strip of this series? Did I miss something?