#098: Plans

CaitSeith

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We just witnessed a breakthrough in activist-terrorist tactics, didn't we?
 

Renegade-pizza

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"We steal an airship...and fly it into the-"

The what? Clouds, where we will form an alliance with the cloud people and produce a cloud based soft drink, to overthrow the evil corporation by taking over their market share of fizzy drinks? Or a building, but I don't see how this achieves victory through friendship
 

Combustion Kevin

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I love the goon's expression in the background, just the sheer amount of "The fuck is wrong with you?" on his face is amazing.
 

BX3

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Rad bein' the only one gettin' shit done?
Must be a day in a week.
 

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no group who wishes to get a point across that is not directly involved in a war should use violent methods. do so and the people they are against can just bring up the civilian casualties and destruction to sway public opinion against them and gain more freedom to do what might previously have been more controversial
 

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For that to work you first need to grind "Calling on the telephone"-skill to level 99. Don't worry, the game will be over after that, but it's gonna take you at least 50-73 hours!!!
 

RJ 17

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I wonder how long it will be before people start shipping Dancer Erin with Definitely Not Tifa. :3
 

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MarsAtlas said:
I know a lot of Hollywood screenwriters and directors who could use Erin's as a consultant for what constitutes a bad idea.
That assumes they'd actually listen to them. I'm convinced most directors hire consultants just so they can say they did, because it's fairly obvious they ignore their advice half the time.
 

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MarsAtlas said:
I know a lot of Hollywood screenwriters and directors who could use Erin's as a consultant for what constitutes a bad idea.
At least Tim Rothman is out of Fox's hair, and he was to blame for both Barakapool and Fant4stic. He would've needed an Erin as a personal intern something fierce.
 

Xman490

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Erin, this isn't the time for a "political revolution". You are in a town that was literally burning to the ground.
 

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Wow, I actually just laughed at a Twin Towers joke. I'm not even throwing shade on this one: Good job on the writing to pull that off, guys.
 

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That last one was starting to sound like a good idea... especially if it was remote-controlled like an Air Hawk...

Other than that, I guess we'll treat the crystals like the Apple genius bar, then...
 

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RJ 17 said:
I wonder how long it will be before people start shipping Dancer Erin with Definitely Not Tifa. :3
I already am.
 

RJ 17

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MarsAtlas said:
RJ 17 said:
I wonder how long it will be before people start shipping Dancer Erin with Definitely Not Tifa. :3
As if that hasn't started already.
Well this story arch is pretty new...surely it would take some time...

Kajin said:
RJ 17 said:
I wonder how long it will be before people start shipping Dancer Erin with Definitely Not Tifa. :3
I already am.
...then again, maybe not. :3
 

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Renegade-pizza said:
"We steal an airship...and fly it into the-"

The what? Clouds, where we will form an alliance with the cloud people and produce a cloud based soft drink, to overthrow the evil corporation by taking over their market share of fizzy drinks? Or a building, but I don't see how this achieves victory through friendship
Well, crashing the airship would rupture the flotation tanks and waste all of their helium. It would cost those corporate fascists literally hundreds, maybe even thousands, of dollars.
 

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Some of the most succesfull species on the planet are those that were tamed by humans for profit.

Cows. Sheep. Pigs. Chickens. Horses. There's loads of them around, and they're unlikely to ever go away (until the veganistic animal rights people decide that we should stop eating meat of course. Then they're all done for).

Also: Dogs & Cats as pets.

So the corporation should just do one (or more) of the following:

1. Build a zoo and fill it with crystals. Turn them into an attraction that delivers profit without requiring their deaths.
2. Capture their children (young crystal shards?) and sell them as pets. The chicks will love 'em!
3. Continue turning them into fizzy drinks but start a fish-farm like arrangement; start growing them in captivity. That way the 'wild' crystals will be left alone (to go extinct), and you can keep going with your profitable enterprise. Since farming them is probably pretty expensive, just tell people that the fizzy drink is REALLY difficult to make (make it exclusive) and raise prizes by a ton.
4. Murder those stupid terrorists.

Profit!