Don't hold your breath. That will take at least 10 pages.Smithnikov said:If all this leads up to Erin's "real world" suicide, I will consider this comic utterly and completely salvaged from it's descent!
They're fighting Shard, and in doing do are telling other people not to drink Shard's cola. Which just makes people go out and drink Shard's cola.Bindal said:*Raises hand* Okay, question: What were they told not to do? Because they were only told one thing: "Fight Shard" - which they did. There was never anything forbidden there at any point. They weren't even told not to drink the soda. Or did I miss something?
Descent? I've been enjoying this arch so far..Smithnikov said:If all this leads up to Erin's "real world" suicide, I will consider this comic utterly and completely salvaged from it's descent!
wait if that was the case wouldn't they outsource the killing elsewhere or something?Gethsemani said:And here I thought it was some Guerilla Marketing stuff courtesy of John Nike & John Nike, like a reprise of their unforgettable "kill ten teenagers at a sale to drive sales"-campaign.
Well, when you put it that way, that explains why the Crystals recruited the sorriest bunch of psychopaths outside of FOXHOUND. I remember way back it was not-Tifa who wanted to solve every problem with arson, bombings, and assassinations, thus justifying Shard's heavy-handed military tactics.Ukomba said:After that line I'm expecting to see a "Drink Crystal Cola or the terrorists win" banner somewhere.
Why would a soda bottling corporation have a private army? Easy, because there was someone attacking them. Crystals need private army to conquer the world, it would be easier if all the weapons were close by. So, they made two armies, basically. One to do rebellion, the other to fight against rebellion; they got them into arms race. Or thumb war, if you will.Darth_Payn said:OK, I'll say it, Dancer Erin looks hotter with a gun. I got a thing for scantily-clad women with firearms.
Well, when you put it that way, that explains why the Crystals recruited the sorriest bunch of psychopaths outside of FOXHOUND. I remember way back it was not-Tifa who wanted to solve every problem with arson, bombings, and assassinations, thus justifying Shard's heavy-handed military tactics.Ukomba said:After that line I'm expecting to see a "Drink Crystal Cola or the terrorists win" banner somewhere.
I really don't. I much preferred this as a descent into depression and hopelessness with maybe some light at the end of the tunnel, not someone's rejected Final Fantasy __ fanfiction.johnnyLupine said:Descent? I've been enjoying this arch so far..Smithnikov said:If all this leads up to Erin's "real world" suicide, I will consider this comic utterly and completely salvaged from it's descent!
You'd think, but the rumor is that they hired some low level guy from merchandise, who didn't read the fine print and outsourced to the competition. That they still got it done just shows how John & John are some real geniuses of marketing.johnnyLupine said:wait if that was the case wouldn't they outsource the killing elsewhere or something?Gethsemani said:And here I thought it was some Guerilla Marketing stuff courtesy of John Nike & John Nike, like a reprise of their unforgettable "kill ten teenagers at a sale to drive sales"-campaign.
Agreed. Three weeks is a long time to wait for an update. I get that this is not Escapist-owned content and that Cory now has a legit job that takes time away from his art. But, please somebody throw me a bone here.Johnny Novgorod said:This is deader than Dillinger.