Duke Nukem on the Comeback Trail?

Andy Chalk

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Duke Nukem on the Comeback Trail?


There's a rumbling on Facebook that Duke Nukem, meathead hero of the world's most infamously delayed shooter, could be making a comeback.

The Duke's Facebook page [http://www.facebook.com/pages/Duke-Nukem/186028571601?ref=mf] isn't exactly overloaded with information. In fact, there are only two entries on his wall: A reminder that "Duke Nukem doesn't stay down for long," followed by a far more interesting note about a preview picture for something called "D-Day."

What is D-Day, you ask? It's Duke Day, of course - although what exactly that means is another question entirely. The image looks distinctly Duke-like (the complete absence of Mr. Nukem himself notwithstanding) but aside from that there's not the slightest hint as to what it actually means. Duke Nukem Forever, one of the most notorious videogames in history despite having never actually been made, came crashing to a legal altercation [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/91526-Updated-3D-Realms-Shutting-Down] between Take-Two and Apogee Software that confused the hell out of just about everyone.

The way I see it, there are three possibilities here: One, Duke Nukem Forever is still in development (as much as it ever was, at least) and the Apogee guys are gearing up the hype machine again in hopes of luring another sucker publisher into fattening up their new Duke-based game [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/92427-Take-Two-Alleges-Offshore-Banking-Shenanigans-at-3D-Realms] that Take-Two signed up to produce back in 2007 but never said a word about until the whole mess wound up in court; or three, that it's all just a load of crap. Sure, there's not a lot of difference between the first and third options but at least if someone in the know confirms that DNF is still in production, I'll get another decade or so of pointing and laughing at everyone involved with it. That's more fun than the game could ever possibly be.


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HardRockSamurai

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I think this is work of the Dante's Inferno guys again! Think about it, nothing fits in with Sloth better!

[small]/hysterical rambling[/small]
 

Casual Shinji

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GOD NO, BEAT IT DOWN, BEAT...........IT............DOWN!

Bury it in cement and shoot it into the sun, please! No more, NOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOORE!
 

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Malygris said:
That's more fun than the game could ever possibly be.
This. Joking about it is possibly a thousand times better than playing it. The guys and me used to keep joking that, in the afterlife, we could ask our grandchildren how the game was like.
 

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So Facebook became a reliable source now?

So I guess it is now an accepted fact that "School sucks!"
 

SovietSecrets

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Hopefully its news that Forever is still in development and will come out. I loved Duke Nukem since the first one.
 

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HardRockSamurai said:
I think this is work of the Dante's Inferno guys again! Think about it, nothing fits in with Sloth better!

[small]/hysterical rambling[/small]
Duke Nukem Forever was really Dante's Inferno viral marketing which started 12 years ago?

My god...EA are brilliant!
 

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in several year time at seances there will be some very odd messages coming through such as:

Is Dukem Nukem out yet?
 

Nurb

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No.. no... NO!

let it die, just let it die. If it's not a joke, gamers will be pissed because we'll have to hear news about it's development AGAIN, and if it IS a joke, then gamers will be pissed because we're sick of Duke Nukem as it is, and a group of them will do something to screw with whoever is behind it. Never underestimate 16-30 year old gamers with too much time on their hands, since /b/tards came out of their basements to give scientology a headache for a couple months
 

HardRockSamurai

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Amnestic said:
HardRockSamurai said:
I think this is work of the Dante's Inferno guys again! Think about it, nothing fits in with Sloth better!

[small]/hysterical rambling[/small]
Duke Nukem Forever was really Dante's Inferno viral marketing which started 12 years ago?

My god...EA are brilliant!
You're absolutely right! And get this!

[small]*pulls out a large pile of papers*[/small]

I may have evidence that links EA to Watergate...

[small]*turns page*[/small]

...and the assassination of Abraham Lincoln...
 

Amnestic

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HardRockSamurai said:
Amnestic said:
HardRockSamurai said:
I think this is work of the Dante's Inferno guys again! Think about it, nothing fits in with Sloth better!

[small]/hysterical rambling[/small]
Duke Nukem Forever was really Dante's Inferno viral marketing which started 12 years ago?

My god...EA are brilliant!
You're absolutely right! And get this!

[small]*pulls out a large pile of papers*[/small]

I may have evidence that links EA to Watergate...

[small]*turns page*[/small]

...and the assassination of Abraham Lincoln...
Goddamn EA, is there anything they won't do to sell a game!?
 

HardRockSamurai

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Amnestic said:
HardRockSamurai said:
Amnestic said:
HardRockSamurai said:
I think this is work of the Dante's Inferno guys again! Think about it, nothing fits in with Sloth better!

[small]/hysterical rambling[/small]
Duke Nukem Forever was really Dante's Inferno viral marketing which started 12 years ago?

My god...EA are brilliant!
You're absolutely right! And get this!

[small]*pulls out a large pile of papers*[/small]

I may have evidence that links EA to Watergate...

[small]*turns page*[/small]

...and the assassination of Abraham Lincoln...
Goddamn EA, is there anything they won't do to sell a game!?
[small]*takes off glasses*[/small]

Gentlemen. This may be the most extravagant advertising campaign ever fabricated!
 

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This kind of makes me want to say "Well, here we go again!" while playing a crazy song.

Oh, what the hell...

Well, here we go again! cue crazy song...