Duke Nukem on the Comeback Trail?

OmegaXIII

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My bets are on door number 3. Which is a shame because i fucking love Duke as a character, truth is hard though, the final product would have to [paraphrasing Yahtzee] not only be a titantic supergame but cure at least 3 types of cancer to avoid having its balls torn off by every critic and gamer in the land.
 

kannibus

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I'm too hyped out to care any more. If something happens, well and good, but if it doesn't I'll be happy with Mass Effect 2 and Dragon Age sequels (if any).
 
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HardRockSamurai said:
I think this is work of the Dante's Inferno guys again! Think about it, nothing fits in with Sloth better!

[small]/hysterical rambling[/small]
God damn you. That's the first thing I thought of! ;)
 

AgentChunk

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HellsingerAngel said:
HardRockSamurai said:
Amnestic said:
HardRockSamurai said:
Amnestic said:
HardRockSamurai said:
I think this is work of the Dante's Inferno guys again! Think about it, nothing fits in with Sloth better!

[small]/hysterical rambling[/small]
Duke Nukem Forever was really Dante's Inferno viral marketing which started 12 years ago?

My god...EA are brilliant!
You're absolutely right! And get this!

[small]*pulls out a large pile of papers*[/small]

I may have evidence that links EA to Watergate...

[small]*turns page*[/small]

...and the assassination of Abraham Lincoln...
Goddamn EA, is there anything they won't do to sell a game!?
[small]*takes off glasses*[/small]

Gentlemen. This may be the most extravagant advertising campaign ever fabricated!
Mother of God...

How much time do we have left to stop it!?
No!!! Think about it, were the only ones who know about it. We could get quite the offer if we were to-- *gags, body hits the floor*
 

Therumancer

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Hmmmm, well I'll go so far as to say that I had fond memories of Duke Nukem since I downloaded the first episodes from BBS sites before I used the internet. While not a shooter fan I would probably support the character again if a property materialized.

I would like to see a new Duke game, but anyone expecting response to advertisement or viral marketing aftet this fiasco would be barking up the wrong tree. Basically they need the game before they can hype it, the opposite of the way things normally work.

As far as 3D Realms goes, well I really don't know much about the situation except what has been said second and third hand. Right now I'm not blaming or having sympathy for anyone because when all is said and done this is stupid from any direction you can look at it.
 

ma55ter_fett

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Casual Shinji said:
GOD NO, BEAT IT DOWN, BEAT...........IT............DOWN!

Bury it in cement and shoot it into the sun, please! No more, NOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOORE!
Kill it! KILL IT, WITH FIRE!
 

NeutralDrow

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It is a sign!

Those of the faithful who continue to believe will be the foremost of the new age!
 

L3m0n_L1m3

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Malygris said:
There's a rumbling on Facebook that Duke Nukem, meathead hero of the world's most infamously delayed shooter, could be making a comeback.
I lost all hope right here. Sorry, but Facebook is notorious for giving false information. More likely than not this was made by someone who really wants the game to come out.
 

Pegghead

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Well hold on, that picture has a football stadium in it. And the monster that man's fighting is undeniably this little bastard



*Gasp* A remake!
 

Callate

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3D Realms: "working" overtime to make Ion Storm look good.

The world has moved on, and you don't even have relics to show for the squandered time, guys. Just go away.
 

Jekken6

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Pegghead said:
Well hold on, that picture has a football stadium in it. And the monster that man's fighting is undeniably this little bastard



*Gasp* A remake!
I believe