Reliable Source: Death to Dwarves

[Marion Cox]

Reliable Source: Death to Dwarves

Marion supplies several reasons as to why you shouldn?t play D&D with your father.

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[Ironic Pirate]

This was hilarious, thumbs up!

 

[Therumancer]

More entertaining than "The Head Of Vecna"

 

[Anacortian]

While my friends from high school could only be described so colorfully with expletives, I can see our games had much in common with yours. My Dad was a chief in the US Navy, but he never passed beyond the peanut gallery concerning DnD. I really envy you for having a story where your father took hold of a die without being ironic.

 

[Visulth]

Just a question about D&D; can you only die once, or is there a way to respawn?

 

[PJ Reynolds]

Marion doesn't actually expect us to believe that this is true, does he? This is the first Reliable Source I've read, so if they're all parody/facetious, never mind.

 

[tkioz]

That was hilarious!

 

[diablomaki]

that was pretty damn funny

 

[Archon]

Hilarious.

 

[300lb. Samoan]

Laughed out loud in real life, multiple times. Especially at "You maggots better get your shit together or you'll wind up here like this sissy egg-sucking dwarf!" I'm tempted to get some friends together and read this story as a group, it reminds me that much of my friends.

 

[megasamus1]

Makes me wish that my parents would play D&D with me...

On second thought...

 

[Jared]

that was pretty damn funny

Yeah, lol, the end wrap up gave me a great chuckle!

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

I suppose that next session I'll be playing Charlie Sheen the Elven ranger sent out to end his madness.

Awesome. I'd like to be a fly on the wall for that game.

Just a question about D&D; can you only die once, or is there a way to respawn?

You can get resurrected, but it takes a high-level Cleric and/or a lot of cash. At level 1 you're usually better off creating a new character.

Marion doesn't actually expect us to believe that this is true, does he? This is the first Reliable Source I've read, so if they're all parody/facetious, never mind.

It's all true. Mr Flask would get angry if you'd suggest otherwise.

 

[JaredXE]

I had to wipe the spray of saliva off my moniter after I read Wyskowski's tirade....freakin hilarious!

 

[Nickolai77]

Yeah that was quite a funny read, reminds me of when i used to play D&D!

 

[Tears of Blood]

Heheh. That was actually quite funny. You should keep doing articles like this.

 

[Darwins_Folly]

Damn, I need to find some people who want to start gaming again. Ah, the memories.

 

[JupiterBase]

I play every other saturday, 3.5v D&D in the forgotten realms setting, Hunter The Reckoning every other Thursday, im the youngest in a group of players from 21-40 so i guess your never too old to play D&D!

 

[tetron]

I always love to hear D&D stories and this one was a real gem. Tennyson reminds me of how I play lol

 

[TheEndlessGrey]

FWIW - if that was an Apocalypse Now reference at the end, it was actually Martin Sheen.

Also, hilarious stuff. Loved it.