Question of the Day, June 7, 2010

[The Escapist Staff]

Question of the Day, June 7, 2010



Kim Kardashian is rumored to be vying for the lead role in the next Tomb Raider movie. Who should play Lara?

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[Simalacrum]

Stephen Fry.

Oh c'mon, you know you want to see that

 

[iLikeHippos]

Megan Fox.

I don't really know. All of them have alien artist names to me....

 

[DaxStrife]

Other (please specify):
NO ONE. Does anyone seriously think we'll ever make a good movie out of "Tomb Raider" who isn't 14 or a Hollywood studio producer?

 

[Kajin]

Megan Fox, if only because I want to see MovieBob throw a shit fit.

 

[crotalidian]

Megan Fox, if only because I want to see MovieBob throw a shit fit.

Good call, said Carroll as if she has ANY acting Talent she will do a better job than the other 2 but if they want a good version then pay for a better actress like Scarlet (mmmm Scarlet!)

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

No one. No more! No more!

 

[Kaymish]

Alison Carroll she seams to have a head on her shoulders and she didn't seam too bad during the making of for the latest game and that all you really need for a tomb raider film, a brain and some modicum of ability

 

[Valkyira]

Allison Carol definitely.

She's English, she's trained in gymnastics, she's already done a lot of work for Tomb Raider.

Megan Fox on the other hand, is talentless, over rated and probably couldn't pull off an English accent.

And Kim Kardashian is just a slag. Made famous by... well you all know.

 

[drkchmst]

I think a busty porn star would work great!
...wait that brings us back to angelina jolie...

 

[AvsJoe]

Oh jeez, anyone but Fox.

I'd want someone who can "fill" the role, sure, but I'd also want someone who is English or can pull off the accent, plus someone who can act their way out of a paper bag and/or, y'know, tombs. And let's get someone in their early to mid 30s, none of this 20 - 24 crap. It doesn't have to be anyone famous but if there is someone known out there who can pull off these requirements then I'm all for her.

And please, *please* give us an awesome villain this time. No more Gerry Butler.

 

[Jared]

I think Angelina Jolie, for the movies...she had the look at the accent!

 

[UnravThreads]

Allison Carol definitely.

She's English, she's trained in gymnastics, she's already done a lot of work for Tomb Raider.

Not to mention she's actually roughly Lara Croft's size, physically. And by that I mean her build, not necessarily her height.

Megan Fox on the other hand, is talentless, over rated and probably couldn't pull off an English accent.

And she doesn't look like Lara.

And Kim Kardashian is just a slag. Made famous by... well you all know.

I lol'd. But she doesn't look like her, either.

 

[oppp7]

It should be ARNOLD SWARTZENNEGER!

 

[Handsome Dead]

BRIAN BLESSED

It would be the best film.

 

[PumpItUp]

A good actress, period. If we are going to be subjected to yet another Tomb Raider movie (and if the undead games have set a precedent, we will) then at least cast a good actress in Lara's role. Lara Croft (if written correctly) could actually be an interesting character, so we don't need some two-bit porn star (Kardashian, Fox) playing her.

 

[Kenjitsuka]

Agelina Jolie ofc...

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Paris Hilton. No-one does blonde bimbo better.

And I'd like to see her subjected to some pain

 

[phoenix352]

Agelina Jolie ofc...

^this

 

[thenumberthirteen]

What's wrong with Angelina Jolie? She did a good job the last two times. Well as good as you can do given the material to work with.