CliffyB Takes Design Pointers from Wisdom of the Elders

[John Funk]

CliffyB Takes Design Pointers from Wisdom of the Elders

Remember kids, don't let anyone tell you you can never make a videogame where you anally perforate a man with a storm of bullets. Because they're wrong.

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This is the second "Bulletpoints" promo video for Epic Games & People Can Fly's Bulletstorm, following hot on the heels of Epic president Mike Capps' shower-time ruminations [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/106598-Bulletstorm-Promo-Has-an-Epic-Shower-Scene]. As with the first, it's done in the style of Jack Handey's "Deep Thoughts" videos - not-so-sage nuggets of advice.

This time around, it's Epic's design director and frontman Cliff(y B)leszinski taking some time to reminisce about the advice from his grandfather and its effect on how he designs games.

Other than that, uh, I have no words. Just watch it.

I do feel that this video has a very severe lack of the word "dicktits," though. That critical omission puts it well behind the first one, in my opinion.

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[Rad Party God]

No "dicktits" here, but the a-hole shooting won me over, that was simply hilarious.

This game looks more and more interesting with each trailer.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Having that guy's anus spew fire must hurt like shit.

A bit disappointed with the lack of 'dicktits' here but its still a funny vid.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

GOTY.

I'm calling it. This will be my GOTY. Even over Skyrim, Dragon Age 2, and Pokemon Black & White.

We need more games like Bulletstorm.

 

[Irridium]

I... I really don't know what to say.

I just...
...

Yeah, got nothing.

 

[IamQ]

Even though that is kick-ass and hilarious, I still can't help but wonder why that enemy didn't wear anything covering his rear end in the first place?

 

[gibboss28]

GOTY.

I'm calling it. This will be my GOTY. Even over Skyrim, Dragon Age 2, and Pokemon Black & White.

We need more games like Bulletstorm.

Nah, we need more games that are over the top, hilarious and with a good story. In this case, I think 2 outa three won't be that bad I'm guessing.

 

[teh_Canape]

PopPop would be proud

*sniff*

so proud

 

[Smooth Operator]

Grandpa would be proud

 

[The Great JT]

Jesus jumped-up Christ, that's an image I never wanted to see.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Even though that is kick-ass and hilarious, I still can't help but wonder why that enemy didn't wear anything covering his rear end in the first place?

I think he was, it's just that when you put enough bullets in that area, it breaks off and the "
death" animation starts.

 

[Weaver]

Cliffy B. Pisses me off to no end.
"I made a game where you can blow out a man's asshole."

Actually, no Cliffy, no you didn't. You know that team of 300 people working 110 hour weeks sitting over there? THEY made the fucking game, while you continue to sit in your fancy office while retaining the title of "world's oldest 12 year old."

 

[Worgen]

while the game looks like stupid fun, all the voice overs while your killing seem obnoxious, I hope they arnt as in your face in the real game as they are in the promos

 

[cocoadog]

This looks so exciting I may pre-order it twice.

 

[TimeLord]

Cliffy B. Pisses me off to no end.
"I made a game where you can blow out a man's asshole."

Actually, no Cliffy, no you didn't. You know that team of 300 people working 110 hour weeks sitting over there? THEY made the fucking game, while you continue to sit in your fancy office while retaining the title of "world's oldest 12 year old."

I'd love that title....

Anyway he may not have "made" it. But he is a design director. He designed it.

OT: I'm going to assume this is an xBox only game? Which sucks cause I'd love to play this on my PS3.

 

[-Seraph-]

OT: I'm going to assume this is an xBox only game? Which sucks cause I'd love to play this on my PS3.

Nope, it's multiplatform, they just only showed the 360 version in the pro0mo for some reason. It'll release on PC, PS3 and 360 all at the same time so don't fret.

Now...I must go pre order this game. Best shooter in a long long time for me, and stands a good chance of beating out Crysis 2 as my number one shooter.

 

[archvile93]

Cliffy B. Pisses me off to no end.
"I made a game where you can blow out a man's asshole."

Actually, no Cliffy, no you didn't. You know that team of 300 people working 110 hour weeks sitting over there? THEY made the fucking game, while you continue to sit in your fancy office while retaining the title of "world's oldest 12 year old."

I'd love that title....

Anyway he may not have "made" it. But he is a design director. He designed it.

OT: I'm going to assume this is an xBox only game? Which sucks cause I'd love to play this on my PS3.

Nope there's a PS3 and PC version too.

Edit: Curse you ninja above me!

 

[WanderingFool]

I... I really don't know what to say.

I just...
...

Yeah, got nothing.

There is no reason to say anything, it would just ruin the moment...

Now, if you will excuse me, I have to ROFL so more...

 

[Mstrswrd]

You know, people keep mentioning dick-tits, and someone is going to post a picture of the ever absolutly horrible gag inducing picture of

Spoiler: Don't worry, not a picture. Just the rest of the sentance above.

Shitting Dick Nipples.