When I see things like
As if the goofy games weren't shameful enough, now I had to be lumped into the casual "girl gamer" category because of Nintendo's sudden campaign to skip Mario and Zelda in favor of some balance boards and yoga mats.
the only thing I have to say is "get over yourself". Who are these mythical people sorting you into the "girl gamer" category and why do you give two squirts about their opinion?
The balance board is being used in physical therapy and has helped a woman make an early diagnosis of Parkinson's. It is a REAL TOOL that just happens to be wrapped in cutsy graphics. Unfortunately game designers haven't put out any really "hardcore" balance board games. But if you look at Raving Rabids TV Party you will see the potential of the balance board for all kinds of control schemes.
And so what if Nintendo doesn't have tons of games? The couple of dozen "core" games it does have are of the highest quality. Metroid Corruption (or trilogy), Mario Kart, Smash Bros, RE4, Twilight Princess, Demon Blade, Punch Out, Raving Rabids, de Blob, World of Goo, Dead Space Extraction, etc etc etc. And though you complain about gamecube ports the motion controls totally change the nature of the games. I hated the Resident Evil series until 4 for Wii let me aim with the Wiimote. If you are a kid I can see a legitimate complaint that the Wii doesn't have enough games to be your only console while you occupy the time until adulthood. If you are an adult and have enough to go through more than a new game every 2 months or so then maybe you should look at your life and re-consider your priorities.
As long as Mario is around I always flock back to the company which almost seems to give Nintendo a free pass to produce lame games.
Other than Wii Music which Nintendo first party game is lame? Nintendo first party produces the highest quality product even if it sometimes isn't that well received (Mario Sunshine). And even Wii Music was a good concept just didn't have enough content to carry it as a full title.
Lack of online multiplayer also isn't a legitimate complaint. Nintentendo focused their strategy on people who like to get together in meatspace, playing in the same room. Whining that Wii lacks online multiplayer is like complaining it is hard to move lumber in a Prius, it isn't designed with that use in mind.
And as for DLC Virtual Console was available nearly from the start and WiiWare appeared about 3 years ago. Yes admittedly XBLA is the most developed download game offering and honestly that and Kinect are seriously tempting me to buy an Xbox.
In summary I'm not exactly sure what you are complaining about. Nintendo now is no different than they were years ago when they singlehandedly SAVED the industry from Atari's downfall.