Make The Internet Smell (Or Stink) However You Want

vansau

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Make The Internet Smell (Or Stink) However You Want



A new robot that plugs into your computer creates smells for different types of Web updates. This is actually happening.

Good news, everyone! One of Professor Farnsworth's inventions from Futurama is making its way into the real world. On the show, the <a href=http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Smell-O-Scope>Smell-O-Scope allows users to detect odors across the vast emptiness of space. Out here in the real world, a new "Web connected smelly robot" can be hooked up to your computer and will release scents as alerts for internet alerts.

The robot - "Olly" - is currently being worked on by Mint Digital. The device is still in the development process and has yet to have a price point announced, but here's the gist of how it'll work:

Olly has a removable section in the back which you can fill with any smell you like. It could be essential oils, a slice of fruit, your partner's perfume or even a drop of gin. [...] Olly is stackable, so if you have more than one, you can assign each one to a different service with a different smell. Connect one to Twitter and another to your calendar. Before you know it, you'll have a networked internet smell centre.

The official website has all sorts of useful and interesting facts about the device, except for an explanation about how it would actually be considered useful or interesting. I mean, I like the scent of fresh-baked cookies and vanilla, but there's no way I'd want to constantly smell them whenever I receive a new email or a friend updates their Facebook status.

While the folks over at Mint Digital point out that you can stack multiple Olly units together, I don't think anyone's remembering the lesson that <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smell-O-Vision>Smell-O-Vision taught us so many years ago: Multiple scents released will often mix together and can be kind of nauseating when they're combined, especially when scents are coming from a source that can rot pretty quickly.

Also, before one of you wise-asses thinks this would be funny to ask in the forums: Nobody (and I mean nobody) wants to know what "Two Girls, One Cup" should smell like.

Source: Neatorama

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Scarim Coral

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Mmm I wonder what the Escapist smell like?

I guess this mean I would visit cake and chocolates website more often and I can easily imagine Diablo 3 related website would be smell of brimstone or ash. Also clothing and sports websites will be the new products smell.
 

Shadow flame master

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This is bad for me. What if I decide to watch some porn and forget to unplug the smell box? Will my room smell like sex and bimbos? If so then this was not ment for me.

Other than that, I wonder what YouTube, Google, and Fanfiction.net smell like.

Captcha: usually Anourst, <.< I guess the captcha knows how they smell already.
 

Slayer_2

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I was actually thinking about a similar idea for gaming. Bring in another sense. Although all you'd smell in most games is cordite, smoke, and blood. Still would be kind of cool, although I doubt it'd be as great an idea as I imagine it to be.
 

SidingWithTheEnemy

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I don't like the idea, I'm sorry. I like the crispy burned plastic aroma of my overly masculine statement of Glorious PC Gaming Master Race? and it's appropriate cooling fans...
 

Formica Archonis

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And now the Internet is fully a Z-grade movie. T&A to draw the audience in, cheap jump-out scares around every corner, no budget, and now the scratch-and-sniff gimmick.



Scarim Coral said:
I can easily imagine Diablo 3 related website would be smell of brimstone or ash.
Somehow I can't see a video game site willingly making their customers associate the game with rotten egg farts.
 

penguindude42

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Shadow flame master said:
Other than that, I wonder what YouTube, Google, and Fanfiction.net smell like.
I don't know how The Big G & FF.net smell, nor do I want to know.

And when one considers the fact that Youtube is "where the poop is"...

~TOM<3
 

Mouse_Crouse

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Ghostwise said:
Lim3 said:
Does that mean i can record my farts? Then keep a record?
I rectum you could.
That's just being fecesious.
you are all terrible, and funny. Stop it immediately. :p

On topic: o_O I really have no desire for this, like at ALL. Was there a call for this? A great need?
 

Robert Ewing

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I wonder what the ass end of youtube smells like. Probably week old poop.

And 4chan? The dried semen of 10,000 noble keyboard warriors I'm willing to bet.