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Xero Scythe

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sabaducia said:
Xero Scythe said:
9: realize that we must be judged to a different standard.
Explain further.
If you mean: "Don't compare me to Edward Cullen" - I totally agree with you.
If you mean something else... please explain it more.
yeah. that's what i meant for normal people. sadly, i have been compared to E. C. because i look a lot like him (To the point that i once got mobbed by a bunch of fangirls. but at least they were hot!)

for the slobby stereotypical couch potato image, it means do not compare them to your standards.
 

Xero Scythe

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Xero Scythe said:
1: not play hard to get
2: not dump us just because you like the next eye candy
3: not be so clingy
4: understand that every guy sometimes needs guy time
5: understand that we are not (usually) cheating whenever we say we are working late!
6: respect our ideas
7: respect us
8: respect our privacy
9: realize that we must be judged to a different standard.
10:forgive us for being slobs
11:be ready to comfort us from a bad day from work
12:realize that we are not judging you.
13:not have us go out at the last minute to buy you something you 'absolutly need'
14:respect our space
15:at least play along with the idea that we run the household
16:be spontaneous some days- to hell with consequences!
17:respect our lack of lives and love of the escapist.
18:realize that the guy who is doing this is only because he promised.
19:realize we think farting in public is funny
20:understand that men are incorrigible and just roll with it
21:roll with life
22:be nice
23:be funny
24:be resourceful
25:be a WOMAN!

whew. almost missed my deadline. ill work on a more serious one later. yes, i wrote this within 2 minutes. not setting a deadline for the serious one.
hmmm... the ones i think that are serious...
1,2,3,4, 6-9, 11, 12,14 15,16 20-24. the rest i just put down as space fillers because i forgot my promise until about 11:50 and had to rush. but i made my promise at least!
 

Lizmichi

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Here's what a real women thinks of this list and not some hormonally 14 year old girl high on pixie sticks and boys.
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down. (Ummm everyone that cares about me should do that.)
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice. (That's a good way to get an ass kicked.)
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your
independence. (Please I can stick up for my self just fine but if I NEED him he'll chew them a new ass)
4. Give you the remote control during the game. (Fuck that. I can just go to the other room with a TV and watch what I want.)
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you. (Ok I'll just hurt my fiance for that. Please I've been in karate for years and could really hurt him if he did that.)
6. Play with your hair. (Well that's good but only during cuddling.)
7. His hands always find yours. (It's my hand no his)
8. Be cute when he really wants something. (Ok any guy that acts cute is ether too girly or wants sex.)
9. Offer you plenty of massages. (Please I just need to ask for one.)
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork. (I don't dance ether so meh on that crap.)
11. Never run out of love. (Love is tangible and needs to be refilled?)
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious. (If someone can't tell when to be serious they need to be shot.)
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be
serious. (See 12.)
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready. (I don't take for ever to get ready and I believe in time management. Wow a 14 year old did write this.)
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually
hurts. (Ummm have you see an abused person act cutely when they get beat?)
16. Smile a lot. (Someones high on Prozac because no one is that happy; besides I can read peoples feels very well.)
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he
wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it
means a lot to you. (Ok I don't like cheesy shit like that.)
18. Appreciate you. (So thank you isn't good enough?)
19. Help others out. (So helping me out doesn't matter?)
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1. (Well mine drives 13 hours for me so take that.)
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you
depart from each others company, even when his friends
are watching. (PDA much.)
22. Sing, even if he can't. (OH GOD. *shivers thinking about her fiance singing*)
23. Have a creative sense of humor. (If he makes me laugh that's good enough. He doesn't need a ton of jokes.)
24. Stare at you. (Please don't eat my face.)
25. Call for no reason. (Mine doesn't call but I still think he's perfect.)
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just
because he loves u that much to quit it. (I'm not his mom.)
 

Xero Scythe

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sabaducia said:
Xero Scythe said:
9: realize that we must be judged to a different standard.
Explain further.
If you mean: "Don't compare me to Edward Cullen" - I totally agree with you.
If you mean something else... please explain it more.
sorry for the quad post, but how are you being compared? you're a girl! maybe Rosalie or Lucy

my friend told me it was a good book. i realized it was crap from the 3rd page or so, but in the vain hope it would get better, i read on. that is the last time i take a book recommedation from her.
 

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It sounds like it was written about a girl who always sighs at the dreamy male models with 6 packs...

We can pretty much accept that the list is silly and move on.
 

Xero Scythe

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bushwhacker2k said:
It sounds like it was written about a girl who always sighs at the dreamy male models with 6 packs...

We can pretty much accept that the list is silly and move on.
yeah. i fufilled my promise. im done here.
 

superbleeder12

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this sounds like it was written by a virgin otaku girl who writes fanfics about sephiroth falling in love with her. (suspension by said mod who takes personal offense imminent)

good looking
bastard
money.

pick 2 out of 3, that's what women want. a woman has a catch on her hands if she has all 3
 

sabaducia

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Xero Scythe said:
sabaducia said:
Xero Scythe said:
9: realize that we must be judged to a different standard.
Explain further.
If you mean: "Don't compare me to Edward Cullen" - I totally agree with you.
If you mean something else... please explain it more.
sorry for the quad post, but how are you being compared? you're a girl! maybe Rosalie or Lucy

my friend told me it was a good book. i realized it was crap from the 3rd page or so, but in the vain hope it would get better, i read on. that is the last time i take a book recommedation from her.
Firstly I was loling at teh original post of 25. Yours is pretty good for a minute job.
I agree that guys shouldn't be compared to Edward. It drives me insane. Mainly because he's everything you SHOULDN'T want (emotionally abusive and manipulative not to mention UNREALISTIC).
And when you say your friend recommended a book, was it Twilight or The Rules (although they are much and the same to my mind).
 

Lizmichi

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Lizmichi said:
Here's what a real women thinks of this list and not some hormonally 14 year old girl high on pixie sticks and boys.
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down. (Ummm everyone that cares about me should do that.)
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice. (That's a good way to get an ass kicked.)
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your
independence. (Please I can stick up for my self just fine but if I NEED him he'll chew them a new ass)
4. Give you the remote control during the game. (Fuck that. I can just go to the other room with a TV and watch what I want.)
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you. (Ok I'll just hurt my fiance for that. Please I've been in karate for years and could really hurt him if he did that.)
6. Play with your hair. (Well that's good but only during cuddling.)
7. His hands always find yours. (It's my hand no his)
8. Be cute when he really wants something. (Ok any guy that acts cute is ether too girly or wants sex.)
9. Offer you plenty of massages. (Please I just need to ask for one.)
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork. (I don't dance ether so meh on that crap.)
11. Never run out of love. (Love is tangible and needs to be refilled?)
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious. (If someone can't tell when to be serious they need to be shot.)
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be
serious. (See 12.)
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready. (I don't take for ever to get ready and I believe in time management. Wow a 14 year old did write this.)
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually
hurts. (Ummm have you see an abused person act cutely when they get beat?)
16. Smile a lot. (Someones high on Prozac because no one is that happy; besides I can read peoples feels very well.)
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he
wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it
means a lot to you. (Ok I don't like cheesy shit like that.)
18. Appreciate you. (So thank you isn't good enough?)
19. Help others out. (So helping me out doesn't matter?)
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1. (Well mine drives 13 hours for me so take that.)
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you
depart from each others company, even when his friends
are watching. (PDA much.)
22. Sing, even if he can't. (OH GOD. *shivers thinking about her fiance singing*)
23. Have a creative sense of humor. (If he makes me laugh that's good enough. He doesn't need a ton of jokes.)
24. Stare at you. (Please don't eat my face.)
25. Call for no reason. (Mine doesn't call but I still think he's perfect.)
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just
because he loves u that much to quit it. (I'm not his mom.)
 
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Glefistus said:
This is the most naiive list I've ever seen. Somebody should post 25 things a perfect woman would do to counter
1-23 would be have sex w/ me
24 be hot
25 would be like play video games

[/sexist, misogynistic comment]
 

Xero Scythe

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sabaducia said:
Xero Scythe said:
sabaducia said:
Xero Scythe said:
9: realize that we must be judged to a different standard.
Explain further.
If you mean: "Don't compare me to Edward Cullen" - I totally agree with you.
If you mean something else... please explain it more.
sorry for the quad post, but how are you being compared? you're a girl! maybe Rosalie or Lucy

my friend told me it was a good book. i realized it was crap from the 3rd page or so, but in the vain hope it would get better, i read on. that is the last time i take a book recommedation from her.
Firstly I was loling at teh original post of 25. Yours is pretty good for a minute job.
I agree that guys shouldn't be compared to Edward. It drives me insane. Mainly because he's everything you SHOULDN'T want (emotionally abusive and manipulative not to mention UNREALISTIC).
And when you say your friend recommended a book, was it Twilight or The Rules (although they are much and the same to my mind).
she had recommended twilight.
 

Shleffy

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My boyfriend and I fight over the remote, food, how to do horde mode in GOW2, spoon ice cream down each other's throats, comfort each other over bad results or fights with the parents, give massages on BOTH end, spend quality time together perving on women, live at my house cause his parents are scary, do IT when the other wants, not just when you want, spend most of shopping time in GAME or HMV and share gaming mags.

And I would not have it ANY other way.

For both sides of the sexes, have realistic standards, cause from going out with both girls and guys, "perfect" will never come in reach until you give someone a fucking chance.

Goes mainly for stuck up bitches who won't so much as hang out with a guy unless he looks like Brad Pitt.
 

Sindaine

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Let's give this guy thing a shot:

# Who gives a shit: Sex. Now. Later. Don't care if it hurts; don't care if you don't want to; sex. NOW.

# Next one after whatever was before:

Get me a beer. Now. No I don't CARE that you're bleeding from the sex; BEEER. NOW.

Did I do this right, guys?

((and are there any guys out there, any at all, that aren't like this, and are straight, single and go for quiet nonslutty chicks?))
 

Hephaesto

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I'm sorry but this is the biggest heap of shit I have ever seen in my entire life. This woman doesn't want a man, she wants a fucking doormat. I've got a fifty on the fact that this woman will die a spinster. Any takers?

I mean christ, any guy who does all of those is a spineless goon and they'd get sick of him pretty quickly for being a smothering nancy. The fact is women do not want a guy like this, they just aren't attracted to them. Guy's like this are pushovers, they're not alpha males. Attraction is not something people can control, it's all on sub-concious level, and spinless tits like this are not attractive in that way.

It still works on a very primitive basis, and most of it revolves around these alpha qualities. Assertiveness, confidence, physical size. If a guy shows a lack of interest in a girl that always turns heads, it makes the girl question her own value because someone, for once, has chosen not to give her attention. She then seeks to gain acknowledgement from an apparently superior individual.

I don't want to sound like a dick but when it comes to nice guys, women get in their own way of finding them, because they dismiss a guy who fails the very first shit test; which is to pay them attention on the first encounter.

I'm not saying this is universally how it works, and it's certainly not this black and white, but for the alarming majority of cases, this is how primary attractions evolve.

Sad, but true. One of our more debilitating primal characteristics frankly.
 

Sindaine

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0.0 I'm a woman. That was meant to be parody.

I'mma go cry nao; nobody rape me while I cry please?
 

Sightless Wisdom

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Does anyone know who actually wrote this? I mean for this many comments, you'd think it would be some sort of influential person, but my guess is it was some random girl that thinks the world owes her a slave-boy. This is one of the most rediculous lists I have ever seen, but I'm not suprised by it, and as some before me have said...it looks like somone read a little too much Twilight(or other generic, poorly written romance novel).
 

Aqualung

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...I can compromise a better list in less than 25 terrible comments.

1. Leaves me the frick alone when I want to be left alone.
2. Has nice, soft, nice-smelling hair. I... like head hair.
3. Plays video games.
4. Isn't so incredibly needy.
5. Is a loveable dork.

...Yep... That's a good guy right there. ^
 

sumanoskae

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God, this is the last thing I need, I'm really trying to stick by my point that generalization is completely idiotic, and when I find shit like this on the net that reinforces the worst parts of female stereotypes it doesn't help in the slightest

And for the record that's not loving, it's masochistic (especially 15)