25 Things a Perfect Guy Would Do
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Theirs me (I'm 14), and about every other guy I know and haven?t beat the shit out of at some time or anotherSindaine said:
For the record (depending on which offensive stereotype you were portraying) you did very well
(no offense meant)
That's such a dumb list
And it's dumb for both genders.
It's dumb to expect that of guys and for guys to be pressured into doing things like that-- because they saw it on Myspace and think that girls actually like that kind of thing.
But it's even dumber on girls because then it makes us look like a bunch of self obsessed, moaning, whine bags with too high expectations.
And it's dumb for both genders.
It's dumb to expect that of guys and for guys to be pressured into doing things like that-- because they saw it on Myspace and think that girls actually like that kind of thing.
But it's even dumber on girls because then it makes us look like a bunch of self obsessed, moaning, whine bags with too high expectations.
I'm not reading 8 pages worth of text, but am I the only one who's noticed that in a list of 25 things a perfect guy would do there are 26 things? Seriously?
Dude, you've got the Duke as your avatar; no apology requiredT3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st said:
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
*Erm, yeah, that's a basic point of a relationship
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice.
*I guess that chick I was stalking should reconsider me then.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your
independence.
* Yeah, right. I'll be your knight in shining armour, until you want to go shopping with my credit card.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
* If the 'Game' in question is Call of Duty 2, then I can just give you one of the other controllers, and we can play split-screen.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
* Meh, Frontal hugs are more fun
6. Play with your hair.
* depends on how you define 'hair', and 'play', and 'pubic region'.
7. His hands always find yours.
* Always a valuable skill during a blackout or flood
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
* Like the 'I really need to go to the toilet dance'? or perhaps 'I've sliced my hand open and need to drive to the hospital crabwalk'?
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
* man, there seems to be a lot of unresolved sexual tension in this list, also, define 'pubic region' again.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
* No. I'll dance by myself to feel like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
* Bwah? Out of love = End of relationship. so what they're really saying is "Never break up with you". Clingy bitches.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
* "Don't make jokes at my mother's funeral" "Don't call me fat in his wedding speech"
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
* I call that my "My girlfreind just drove a four-inch stiletto through the fleshy part of my foot"
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
* It's all going to come off at the end of the night one way or another. Fuck that
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
* Also fuck that. You hit me and I hit you back. If you are able to hit me hard enough that you can actually hurt me, you can take a retaliatory beating just fine
16. Smile a lot.
* Does shadenfreude count?
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
* Yeah, okay, You'd just better not complain when the next time we step out we go to an Arcade and play back-to-back rounds of Point Blank.
18. Appreciate you.
* And your relationship is built on...?
19. Help others out.
* Okay
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
* What the hell? I drive five hours just to see you, and you can't even stick around for more than a lousy 60 minutes? Just what the hell kind of boyfreind do you think I am? Unless you're late for your poledancing and mud wrestling classes, I think I deserve a bit more than just the time of day and an empty tank of petrol.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
* Meh, more standard relationship stuff.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
* This seems like less of an endearing trait than something that would a) get old quickly, and b) end a perfectly good relationship
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
* Say that again after I've rigged your toilet to explode
24. Stare at you.
* I should REALLY send this to that chick that pulled that restraining order on me. Or perhaps spraypaint it onto her house, or read it into her ear after breaking into her house, or carve it into my belly and then flash her on the train.
25. Call for no reason.
* At 3 AM before your final exams? Sure!
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.
* Unless it's causing a huge rift in the relationship, fuck off.v
*Erm, yeah, that's a basic point of a relationship
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice.
*I guess that chick I was stalking should reconsider me then.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your
independence.
* Yeah, right. I'll be your knight in shining armour, until you want to go shopping with my credit card.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
* If the 'Game' in question is Call of Duty 2, then I can just give you one of the other controllers, and we can play split-screen.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
* Meh, Frontal hugs are more fun
6. Play with your hair.
* depends on how you define 'hair', and 'play', and 'pubic region'.
7. His hands always find yours.
* Always a valuable skill during a blackout or flood
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
* Like the 'I really need to go to the toilet dance'? or perhaps 'I've sliced my hand open and need to drive to the hospital crabwalk'?
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
* man, there seems to be a lot of unresolved sexual tension in this list, also, define 'pubic region' again.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
* No. I'll dance by myself to feel like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
* Bwah? Out of love = End of relationship. so what they're really saying is "Never break up with you". Clingy bitches.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
* "Don't make jokes at my mother's funeral" "Don't call me fat in his wedding speech"
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
* I call that my "My girlfreind just drove a four-inch stiletto through the fleshy part of my foot"
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
* It's all going to come off at the end of the night one way or another. Fuck that
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
* Also fuck that. You hit me and I hit you back. If you are able to hit me hard enough that you can actually hurt me, you can take a retaliatory beating just fine
16. Smile a lot.
* Does shadenfreude count?
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
* Yeah, okay, You'd just better not complain when the next time we step out we go to an Arcade and play back-to-back rounds of Point Blank.
18. Appreciate you.
* And your relationship is built on...?
19. Help others out.
* Okay
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
* What the hell? I drive five hours just to see you, and you can't even stick around for more than a lousy 60 minutes? Just what the hell kind of boyfreind do you think I am? Unless you're late for your poledancing and mud wrestling classes, I think I deserve a bit more than just the time of day and an empty tank of petrol.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
* Meh, more standard relationship stuff.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
* This seems like less of an endearing trait than something that would a) get old quickly, and b) end a perfectly good relationship
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
* Say that again after I've rigged your toilet to explode
24. Stare at you.
* I should REALLY send this to that chick that pulled that restraining order on me. Or perhaps spraypaint it onto her house, or read it into her ear after breaking into her house, or carve it into my belly and then flash her on the train.
25. Call for no reason.
* At 3 AM before your final exams? Sure!
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.
* Unless it's causing a huge rift in the relationship, fuck off.v
Actually, I'm in line with an extraordinary amount of these. Which brings me to my next statement:
This list is what girl THINK they want, not what they really want.
The 10 Ten things girls REALLY want list is like this (written as though I'm a girl):
1. Make me laugh when I want to, but must know when I'm too moody for it.
2. Touch me when I want it, but must know when I'm too moody for it.
3. Must make enough money for me to brag to my friends about it.
4. Good looks are more important than I say (or think) they are.
5. Flawless manners just make me think you're a geek.
6. Must think my friends are more important than his friends.
7. Where I want to go is more important than where HE wants to go.
8. Must be willing to listen to me complain about it when he finally goes where HE wants to go.
9. Must always take my calls, but be patient when I don't return HIS calls.
10. Doing anything romantic will not be appreciated if I'm not in the mood.
And yes, this is from personal experience.
This list is what girl THINK they want, not what they really want.
The 10 Ten things girls REALLY want list is like this (written as though I'm a girl):
1. Make me laugh when I want to, but must know when I'm too moody for it.
2. Touch me when I want it, but must know when I'm too moody for it.
3. Must make enough money for me to brag to my friends about it.
4. Good looks are more important than I say (or think) they are.
5. Flawless manners just make me think you're a geek.
6. Must think my friends are more important than his friends.
7. Where I want to go is more important than where HE wants to go.
8. Must be willing to listen to me complain about it when he finally goes where HE wants to go.
9. Must always take my calls, but be patient when I don't return HIS calls.
10. Doing anything romantic will not be appreciated if I'm not in the mood.
And yes, this is from personal experience.
You were being overly sarcastic, and I'm guessing so was he/she. ^^Sindaine said:
Have a good cry, everyone needs to vent sometime.
As for my own response to "the list": I actually match a good number of those things on the list (roughly half), guess that's why I usually end up as a friend rather than a love interest, or boring them away from me.
Alone it is then, doubt I'll find someone who accepts the real me, especially since it takes months for me to open up.
Ah well, I'll live, I miss the affection though, but I am who I am, not going to pretend.
MaxTheReaper said:I agree with Maddox.
And once I find the article, I will link it.
EDIT: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=26_things
Anyway, I don't have any inherent problem with acting "cute" or "romantic" or any of that, but this is still stupid.
Really?
"The game?"
Fuck sports.
There is nothing in the world that would make me sit down to watch "the game."
Not even having both my legs and arms amputated.
I would crawl to the TV to shut it off with my face.
EDIT2: I actually feel like responding to this as some others have.
Well, not to be modest, but I am fucking hilarious. Ladies love teh humorz.
That's a little weird...and it's not really something the guy can do alone, is it? Unless the lady has some sort of olfactory alarm, how is this supposed to work?I love this, lol know i'm so late to the punch its awkward but this is why you look at old posts
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice.
Couldn't I respect her independence by letting her solve her own problems?
I can only repeat my utter hatred of sports.
I do that to friends, too.
Gah no. I hate having sticky shit on my hands, and hairspray definitely counts.
Always?
Whatever happened to "getting it myself?"
Am I a massage therapist now?
Fuck dancing. Dancing is silly as hell.
...Okay.This I have down to an artform.
Also this. But realizing I'm doing it doesn't mean I'm going to stop.
Whatever. I probably take longer to get dressed than most ladies.
There is this thing, it is called "domestic abuse." I wonder if you have ever heard of it?
Smiling hurts my face.
I love cheesy romantic shit! I am all about cheesy romantic shit. Why do I feel like I'm being stereotyped here?
O...kay...
Do I look like Jesus to you? Helping people only makes them dependent on you.
Or buy a day planner?
Why would a bunch of ladies care if I kiss another lady?
Easy enough.
I'm "creative" the way serial killers are "interesting." ...Ladies.
Staring is hard.
Nothing says "romantic" like sitting awkwardly on the phone because you have nothing to say.
What's up with the weird lapse into text speak here?
Also, no. There is also this thing called "compromise."
Just because someone has ovaries doesn't mean they get to be in control of everyone.
Who the fuck am I kidding - of course it does.
Girls can hit really hard!
This list is soooo horribly subjective. The person who wrote this needs to get reacquianted with the real world...