25 Things a Perfect Guy Would Do
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This list is such a load. Half of this stuff makes you look creepy, clingy and... well, psychotic. Call for no reason? That's just annoying. Drive five hours to see you for one? I'd best be getting laid for that shit. Five hours is about... what, 400 kilometers?
And my favorite - acting cutely when she hits and it hurts. My last girlfriend used to do this, and when it got old I said I'd start hitting back.
She didn't need to be told again.
And my favorite - acting cutely when she hits and it hurts. My last girlfriend used to do this, and when it got old I said I'd start hitting back.
She didn't need to be told again.
Is this what you want your boyfriend to be like? Thats the kind of bull you see in a chick flick. I am sure when you find the perfect man/woman/animal they would/should love you for who you are and you can build a relationship whit all that give and take bollox.
*edit* What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you havnt already told her once already...
*edit* What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you havnt already told her once already...
Half of the things listed can qualify as either he's stalking you, he's gay, or he's just creepy.
Wow... the guy sounds like a right pansy :/
I don't want my boyfriend to sniff my hair or stare at me. I'd slap down a restraining order if he did.
I don't want my boyfriend to sniff my hair or stare at me. I'd slap down a restraining order if he did.
I find some of those really creepy and pointless, actually.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice.
Just weird, I would notice someone smelling my hair then ask them what the hell do they think they're doing!?
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
If there was sports on the TV, chances are I wouldn't be in the house.
6. Play with your hair.
Big no no. No one touches my hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
Sweaty hands... Eeew.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
Massages hurt.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
I don't dance. Ever.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
What would be the point in that?
24. Stare at you.
No. If anyone stares at me, I shall hurt them.
25. Call for no reason.
Nothing says "The Perfect Guy" like an awkward telephone call.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always
notice.
Just weird, I would notice someone smelling my hair then ask them what the hell do they think they're doing!?
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
If there was sports on the TV, chances are I wouldn't be in the house.
6. Play with your hair.
Big no no. No one touches my hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
Sweaty hands... Eeew.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
Massages hurt.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
I don't dance. Ever.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
What would be the point in that?
24. Stare at you.
No. If anyone stares at me, I shall hurt them.
25. Call for no reason.
Nothing says "The Perfect Guy" like an awkward telephone call.
I'd like to claim I'm not driven by sex, but every now and then I'm driven to do something monumentally stupid, and all I really gain from it is a few rounds with whichever girl is egging me on :\Glefistus said:
Really, good luck with that. If you find a sure fire way to pick out which girls are worth talking to without wasting an odd month of your life on them, please let me know. I'd trade good sex for campanionship in a second. Though I suppose if there was an abundance of interesting girls I'd probably see it differently, you know..wanting what you can't have.
I?ve tried number 24 and 25 a few times before but she always sprays that itchy spray in my face and the angry men with shiny coats come with their owie-sticks and hurt me and put me in the sad room with no windows.
I might try 21 and 22 next time.
I might try 21 and 22 next time.
I do all of those things, What? I'm a romantic. It's just what I do. But making a list is pretty stupid. Aside from the hair one. WTF?
GG?Guitar Gamer said:
Thank you.
That made me laugh hard enough to knock my wireless mouse off the table.
I'm afraid we do not have enough bullets.Kelthurin said:
We can start with them, but we'll have to move onto knives eventually.
Maybe you need to stay out of the sun for a bit.PurpleLemur said:
You know, get that stalker pale.
