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shirin238

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This is EA... They had creepy babies in Dante's Inferno as well as in Dead Space 2
 

Teoes

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Body armour made of babies. I think you guys are on to something.
 

WanderingFool

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Slightly off topic, but what if a future COd game was basically the plot of The Last of Us for its campaign?
 

-Dragmire-

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At least they weren't Drakengard demon space babies.


That almost sounds like a joke...
 

SKBPinkie

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Ugh...

This is precisely what puts me off the Battlefield series. And it's not just the producers / designers, it's also the fans. If you're trying to sell me a product, stop constantly comparing yourself to everything else and just tell me what's good about it. I'm perfectly capable of making the comparisons myself; don't treat me like a fucking idiot.

Reminds me of the whole "I'm a Mac" campaign. It just comes off as insecure and douchey to me.
 

RJ 17

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Teoes said:
Body armour made of babies. I think you guys are on to something.
Especially if said baby-body-armor comes equipped with akimbo desert eagles!
 

Daaaah Whoosh

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I do like the spirit of competition between Battlefield and CoD, except I feel like CoD isn't really participating. I mean, half of the campaign of BC2 was aimed at making fun of MW2, but so far all I've seen of Battlefield in the Call of Duty games is the map destruction they added to Ghosts.
 

Jandau

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RJ 17 said:
Teoes said:
Body armour made of babies. I think you guys are on to something.
Especially if said baby-body-armor comes equipped with akimbo desert eagles!
It's like having your own personal torso-mounted autonomous turret. They should allow you to level up the baby separately in multiplayer, with its own Perks and all...
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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It's not that bad... They could have baby sized bomb vests on.

Oh wait, that's later in the game isn't it? THE HORROR
 

RJ 17

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Jandau said:
RJ 17 said:
Teoes said:
Body armour made of babies. I think you guys are on to something.
Especially if said baby-body-armor comes equipped with akimbo desert eagles!
It's like having your own personal torso-mounted autonomous turret. They should allow you to level up the baby separately in multiplayer, with its own Perks and all...
Next thing you know, daddy's little chest-piece is going to be quick-scoping with the best of'em. *sniffle* They grow up so fast!
 

lacktheknack

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So what you're telling me is that Battlefield has suddenly become Dwarf Fortress?

I'd play it.
 

SweetShark

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This actually sound like a good idea for a small part of the game.
A man [or a woman] holding a small bady trying to get out as stealthy as possible.
Now, I know, if a genious find a good reason for this kind of gameplay, please tell so...