Great article and I agree with a lot of it, but as someone who has worked with abuse victims in the past, it makes me a little uncomfortable to hear Cinderella get reprimanded for not running away... long-time abuse victims tend to internalize their abuse and become too scared to flee. It's not rational, but welcome to the real world.
Agree that Sleeping Beauty is a twit, though. Never before have I so strongly wanted a villain to win (though it helps that I just adore Maleficent in general, and was overjoyed she got picked as the "main" villain in
Kingdom Hearts). Sleeping Beauty is so generic I couldn't even remember her
name; when she was called "Aurora" in
Kingdom Hearts, I went, "Wait, which one is that?"
Of course, in Disney movies, the princesses are still way better than the princes... I can't remember ANY of
their names.
Dastardly said:
I really think the bigger question that more games need to be asking, throughout all of this, is where the hell are the King and Queen? It could make a very compelling story, the old war-hero King going all "Liam Neeson" to rescue his daughter (who happens to be the Princess)...
This was basically the plot of
Final Fight, where Mike Haggar goes to rescue his daughter (granted, he was the mayor, not the king, but still).
Also, I'm fairly certain (and I think this might actually have been confirmed in one of the RPGs) that Peach is actually the sovereign ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, her parents are gone. I assume the chancellor (whom we met in
Legend of the Seven Stars) keeps things going when she gets kidnapped.
Zelda's situation varies with the iteration, but in most of her games, when she is kidnapped, her father is either incapacitated or imprisoned as well. No word on her mother.