3 wishes

[EMO_of_LiGHT]

I wish for immorality and flight powers

I wish for a massive rocket launcher with infinite ammo

I wish for an unsuspecting planet to use it all on

 

[Zeroththeking]

I would wish for... Yahtzee to become president, for me to have an endless amount of money, and for the dudes on Unskippable to become VP and Secretary of the US.

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

i wish to be able to teleport other objects and people to different places
i wish to be able to live in fantasy medieval times
i wish to have the success in life that i want

 

[Dys]

I wish to have a foot-long wang.

Pretty sure women don't actually want this, so unless you plan on beating people with it you are going to be left with a giant appendage and no real use for it.

My 3 are.
1. The ability to move through time and space instantly, without adverse effects on my body (aging, disintegrating on stuff I "pass through" etc)
2. My own property (something in Eastern melbourne, maybe richmond or Hawthawn) with a double garage and nice house (not necissarily big)
3. Complete control over my body: The ability to mould every aspect of my body, coupled with complete awareness of my physical state. (effectively immortality so long as I'm not killed, as I can constantly reverse any effect aging has on me, also I could maintain a good build while eating crap and not excersizing and heal injuries instantly).

 

[Bachanomon92]

1. The ability to fly
2. Mind Control
3. A wallet that magically never goes empty

 

[Jaythulhu]

Two large fries and a coke.

 

[ShadeOfRed]

I wish people would post in the proper forums
I wish people would stop making list threads
I wish people used the search button

I wish you could have your wishes granted.

 

[Dorian]

3. Complete control over my body: The ability to mould every aspect of my body, coupled with complete awareness of my physical state. (effectively immortality so long as I'm not killed, as I can constantly reverse any effect aging has on me, also I could maintain a good build while eating crap and not excersizing and heal injuries instantly).

Do you mean being able to mold your body like clay to amuse you or complete control of the bodily functions (breathing, digestion, heat rate, etc.)? Or both?

 

[Archereus]

i would wish for an endless sum of money, i would wish that i could and most likely immortatliy

 

[philosophicalbastard]

I wish I was more intellignt.
I wish I was stronger.
And I wish I had the ability to travel to different universes at will.

 

[GaryTheLegend]

I wish For
The power to control peoples minds
Wish for a more peaceful world
and arms that could turn into any thing i wanted

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I wish for money
I wish for games to live in
I wish for SQUIRRELS!!!

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

I wish to be immortal.
I wish to meet the girl of my dreams.
I wish to be able to run at incredible speeds without getting tired.

 

[perfectimo]

I wish people would be happy with there lives or try to improve it instead of wishing things were better.
I wish to not use my last wish.

 

[Some_Jackass]

1-Ability to fly
2-Super Strength
3-Bullet Time powers

 

[Dys]

3. Complete control over my body: The ability to mould every aspect of my body, coupled with complete awareness of my physical state. (effectively immortality so long as I'm not killed, as I can constantly reverse any effect aging has on me, also I could maintain a good build while eating crap and not excersizing and heal injuries instantly).

Do you mean being able to mold your body like clay to amuse you or complete control of the bodily functions (breathing, digestion, heat rate, etc.)? Or both?

I had meant complete control and functionality of bodily functions and organs (like toning muscles, strengthening lungs etc).
However now that you've mentioned the clay thing and since it was ambiguous enough for the wish granter to have not known what I meant, we'll go with both.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Really Rich.

A really, really, amazingly good Warhammer 40K MMO, that is huge and really fun. plus maybe constant mini updates and sequels.

Organ in the body that negates all negative qualities of anything I take. Meaning I can eat a pile of ecstasy pills and be fine. Also it never runs out or dies.


In all reality, they are selfish, but I'd throw money at charities. They're my wishes so I plan to enjoy them.

 

[Incompl te]

I wish I had a device that granted wishes (not breaking rules)
I wish said device can never break or run out of power. Also only works at my command
I wish 4chan imploded.
I wish The Holiday Council thread never gets locked.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Hmm...

I wish I had the power to dominate the world.
I wish I had the knowledge, wisdom and compassion to rule the world well.
I wish I had a pony.

...
Oh, wait, loads of people have done the rule the world thing. Screw that. Can I have another go?

I wish for a sort of temporary insanity while doing anything considered art(music, painting, whatever) that made me absolutely fantastic at whatever I was doing.
I wish I was muscular, attractive, and had a wang that would be considered the perfect size to all women.
I wish... I wish I had a pony.

 

[DrunkenKitty]

1- I wish for more wishes.
2- I wish to steal everyone else's wishes.
3- I wish for the power to grant my own wishes.
4- I think everyone else made foolish wishes.
5- I wish to un-wish this post and everything inside this post.

What can I say? I'm a rebel.